ximilia | Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc!

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]

[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]

[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]

[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

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heck yeah, i'm team dog. you could say i'm captain of team dog. head of recruitment, too.

what's it gonna take to get you to switch over to our side, girlie? other than guaranteeing no scratches or girlfriend stealing. no cat is gonna be able to promise you either of those, i speak from personal experience.

[ Wow, he must really like dogs. Maybe he works with them or something? ]

I don't have a girlfriend so that argument isn't gonna work on me~ and getting scratched would involve me being able to get close, so I'm safe there too but let's see... can dogs be ok with a tiny apartment in the city? we're talking small. super small

[ Or something.]

trust me, there are dogs on this ship that can get as small as you need 'em to be, baby. but now you've got me wondering how tiny we're talking. you sleep in a closet?

rip about the girlfriend, btw.

it's Hibiki actually not baby I lived in a huge city before coming here Tokyo if you've heard of it apartments can get pretty small. most places don't allow pets because of that I thiiiiiink my place is something like 25 square meters?? also not having a girlfriend or boyfriend is totally fine I like being single~

[ Do you really, Hibiki? ]

Edited (sure did forget to choose an icon fffffff) 2023-08-06 09:53 (UTC)

Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

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tagging 20 days later? it happens!!

hey, so long as you don't mind me being glacial for a couple days idc when you tag back ❤️