Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[hindsights]

Metal!

I can show you my favorite song. [ and an attachment! ]

[doooooog]

[ Don't mind him downloading that and letting it play far too loud in his and Finn's bedroom, waking up poor Finn in the process. Honestly, the sound of little brother groaning made for a decent accompaniment. ]

okay, i'm not gonna lie. not what i was expecting. pretty rad, though!

[hindsights]

what were you thinking? [ maybe actual metal, cal? ]

[doooooog]

[ More like emo music for emo teens, but sure. Let's go with steel or something. ]

heh, it don't matter. [ Where this not over text, this is where Jake's throat clear would go. ] I'm gonna jam out to this, brother. You've got good taste.

🎀? or on your next one?

[hindsights]

I'm curious.

But alright. If you want more, I've got other songs by them for you to check out. Let me know if you want them!