Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[servesyouwright]

[ Is she thinking of extorting him over fake notes for a fake exam? ]

I could play you a song.

[windsongs]

[ Maybe c: ]

I do like the idea of being serenaded for once
hmmmm

alright you drive a hard bargain but I'll take it!
I can't let one of my fellow crew mates fail right?
they're in Japanese though so you might need to translate them

[servesyouwright]

[ He'll get his revenge by showing her how bad he is at piano and singing. ]

Luckily I know someone who knows Japanese.

[windsongs]

I'm not surprised since I think there are a couple of us here
unless you're implying I'd do the translation work for you~

I'll do it but I charge by the word just so you know!
choose carefully!

[servesyouwright]

Nope, definitely not that. I have friends.

[windsongs]

aw I was hoping to get some extra spending money
that's disappointing

[ ... ]

not that you have friends!!
I'm glad you do!!!

[servesyouwright]

Don't worry, I got it.

You just tell me a time and I guess we'll meet in the music room.

[windsongs]

the music room huh?
I guess you'd figure that out from my username
or did you do some research?

[servesyouwright]

Nah, I just figured that's where we better be if I'm going to serenade you.

[windsongs]

ohhh good point
unless there's somewhere else you have in mind?
I haven't gotten a chance to really explore the station myself so

[servesyouwright]

I play piano. Can't exactly cart that around everywhere.