Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

You bet. Hell Stew is my number one song on karaoke. I've had the top score at my usual bar for several months in a row.

[windsongs]

[ Wow, that's... aggressive? Yeah, aggressive. ]

oh yeah? now I wanna hear!
got any performances planned in the future?

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

Not currently but I'm always game to make them. :)

[windsongs]

note to self
find a karaoke place next mission and give you a call! ( ╹▽╹ )

unless they've got something like that here??

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

Well, as luck would have it, there's a simulation in the sim room where we could have a karaoke night.

It's more convenient than waiting for a world that has a good set-up for karaoke.

[windsongs]

um excuse me WHAT???
I know this place is super high tech, but you can do that?! for real?!?

ok ok this absolutely has to happen
I don't make the rules I just enforce them!!
name a time and place~

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

Yep. It's got a fancy room for all your simulation needs. It's meant for practice mission runs but where's the fun in preparing for life-altering missions? Anyway, they can be used for recreational purposes, too. Keeps everyone sane.

Haha, eager huh? Sounds good to me.

[Insert a time and info for the sim room here! She can also just...bully him into making it sooner, honestly.]

[windsongs]

yessss consider it on my calendar! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

oh yeah?
that's pretty useful!
hmmm I wonder if there's a way to find and put audio recording equipment in there...
not for karaoke obvious that'd be weird

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

All right. I look forward to it.

You mean to program the room to have audio recording equipment in there when you want to... I don't know if that would do any good since it's a simulation.
It'd be weird to have that equipment in there on a more permanent basis.

Maybe ask Viv-chan about it, and or check the music room. I don't remember what all they have in there, but adding recording equipment wouldn't be a bad idea there.