Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[softshoes]

[It's a ridiculous suggestion, or it would have been a bit under a year ago, before he arrived here.]

I've always thought that people weren't quite so different from one another, across nations and cultures. It turns out that is equally true, applied to new worlds and different intelligent species.

Which is to say that, yes, I do.

[buckkeep]

That seems a very wise thing to say.

( fitz isn't sure he entirely agrees about the lack of differences between people, but he understands the sentiment. bodies are flesh and bone across universes — sometimes they're fur, too. if the other side of fitz's soul happens to howl at the moon, it seems as natural to him as opposable thumbs and words.

and this furry creature at least has one of those things. he's curious. )

I'm sorry, you mentioned earlier that you're an educator of sorts? In what subject, if I may ask?

[softshoes]

Medicine. Forensic pathology, to be specific. It is my profession to study the causes and mechanisms of death, in other words.

Although, I'm using some of my more general skills in the infirmary right now.

[Hopefully they won't need the forensic part of his job too much here.]