Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[zune]

[ insert long-suffering sigh ]

aww man

come on, i must have been a little bit cool

[ don't hurt him this way, buddy ]

[coordination]

The fact that you're grasping here should be answer enough.






The username is self-explanatory and does the job well enough. But lack of a proper introduction would be fucking rude. [ Painful as it is that he has to do it at all. ] Major Yzak Jule.

[zune]

[ did he go to the school of teenage groot??? oof.

but okay, at least we're kinda getting somewhere! (even if his self-confidence has taken a minor, temporary nose-dive.) ]

good to meet you major

so given your reaction, i take it we were buds?

[coordination]

[ Buds. That's one way of putting it. Sometimes going through his clothes he'll still find a miniscule piece of glitter stuck somewhere on a specific outfit he wore one evening on E-23b. And he'll remember. And it'll snowball because he'll remember how Peter was part of that happiness he'd had a hard time adjusting to but was actually allowing himself to accept and to keep for himself. Now it really is all gone like a stinging reminder that he should have known better than to go beyond just wanting it.

... ]

We were friends, yes.

[zune]

well there's no reason we can't be friends now, right?

like, i mean if you want

[coordination]

[ A majority of the things he cared about most here are gone now. Ripped from him despite how much he wanted to or actually tried to hang on to them. And the yearning he had - has to get them back so badly, somehow ... was something like this what he wanted?

Maybe this is just another stinging slap to the face to mock him, show him yet again that he shouldn't have wished for something like that at all for himself, because look what happens. He doesn't want a redo, he doesn't want to start from the very beginning. He wants what he had so he simultaneously wants to reject this but there's that part of him that knows none of this is Peter's fault, knows how much a rejection would hurt for something like that. Knows how much rejection tears at someone in general.

It's true. There is no reason they can't be friends now. Except for Yzak himself and the fear that begins to bubble back up inside of him that he can tentatively reach for this and only have it end the same way, all over again. And yet like a moth (and such a stupid moth, he thinks) drawn to a flame and the warmth and light that it offers he wants to move toward it, despite the burns he already carries. ]

I guess there is that.

I'm not going to tell you to fuck off or anything, if that's what you're afraid of.

[ It's not a no by a long shot, but not exactly a warm, enthusiastic yes. Which is probably the best thing possible at the moment. ]

[zune]

[ Thankfully Peter's made of tougher stuff and being told to 'fuck off' would be pretty fair and valid if someone you were seemingly close to suddenly stopped remembering who you were.

Hoo boy.

Actually, that's ... hitting a little too close to home given what had happened with Gamora back home. Except he's not coming back a total dick. So there's that. ]

nope not afraid

just

you know

extending the olive branch