Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[groupiedrifter]

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]



[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

Comments

[ascetical]

[ Anakin please; don't give Obi-Wan a reason to worry about whether you'll beat the poor young man up to subdue him to silence.

But now Obi-Wan does consider his former padawan's question. And decides: ]

No. Not if you don't want to.

[ Perhaps some things should remain as they were. It would be a small comfort to them both — or at least to him anyway, to have that familiarity. ]

[facultative]

[He finds himself unclenching muscles he didn't even realise were tensed. It leaves him feeling shaky and hollow even with the relief in knowing he's not being abandoned.]

I don't want to.

[He didn't want to ever give up their connection.]

I don't think I ever could.

[ascetical]

Well, you could if you wanted to.

[ Talk around in circles to avoid feeling something?

Sure. ]

But — I will admit I am relieved to hear you say that.

[facultative]

[He wants to ask so badly if things with them had changed so much that Anakin would stop calling him master, but he's not prepared for the answer.]

...Promise me you won't change your mind?

[ascetical]

[ He probably wouldn't like the answer.

It isn't even one Obi-Wan thinks he can clearly articulate. c':

Anyway!!!!!

Reassuringly: ]

I won't change my mind.