( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[greenpower]

Can they do that? I mean, if they did, I guess that answers that question but men have lower fertility as they age and then there's the whole being dead thing.

[ananym]

They seemed to have managed. I never asked for the details. But they may have been a unique case.

[greenpower]

Yeah, that's easy to believe. I get the feeling there's a lot of unique cases around here.

[ananym]

Indeed. And I do not recommend humans mating with vampires overall.

[greenpower]

I could say the same about humans "mating" with other humans.

[ananym]

Yes, well. I have less to comment on that.

[greenpower]

On principle or personally?

[ananym]

Both. I leave it to the veterans.

[greenpower]

Yeah, sport, I'll let that line of conversation go.

[ananym]

A wise decision.