( video | un: alucard )
[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]
Greetings.
My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.
I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.
And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.
Greetings.
My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.
I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.
And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.
Audio; un: 苣屋
You’re half-vampire and your name is the ananym of Dracula?
[That's a little on the nose there, buddy.]
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Video; un: Sabriel.Abhorsen
Well, at least one person on this station will be assured.
[Since Jake panicked when he thought she was a vampire.]
But I don't know why anyone would even want that. A fork would be far more hygienic.
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text ↪ un: うちは
Have many people requested you bite them?
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text; UN: Wei Wuxian
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voice; un: toxicodendron
[Poison Ivy has a dry tone that makes it hard to tell if she's being serious or sarcastic.]
How do you end up half vampire?
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text; un: A2
What's a vampire?
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video | un: andy
[ if this were a year ago, she'd be more disbelieving, but apparently traveling to a huge variety of worlds leaves you more open minded about the supernatural! ]
The forms are mostly for fun and Newt's entertainment at any rate.
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text; un: knife
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text; un: jtd
how did you wind up being halfsies, though? i didn't know that was even a thing, homie.
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text; @just.rey
We don't have those in my galaxy.
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Audio; un: dragula
So, what is a “half” vampire, exactly?
[ It was the first of many questions, but half vampire kind of contradicted everything Guillermo knew about vampires and where they came from. he had to know. ]
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un: Ambus
Good evening, Alucard. I...am concerned that you must make all of these disclaimers.
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text. un: Aleksander
Our legends speak of those cursed with bloodlust. The undead. Upiórs. Wurdulacs. Then again, our legends are mostly exaggerated fairy tales or outright lies.
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text (un: major.yzak.jule)
Does the "no blood" thing mean you just eat what a human does, then?
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video; un: geraniums
[big oof dude, he cannot relate as a definitely very average ordinary human nothing to see here.]
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audio; un: naruhodo
You know, if I'd seen this message a few months back... I probably would have assumed you were just some crazy fan of that Stoker fellow.
[Ha. Hahah. Wavering attempt at some humor??? Hoo-boy.]
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video. | un: newt
[Newt proceeds to stick his tongue out and blow obnoxious raspberries at the screen.
Typical day on the network!]
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