( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[groupiedrifter]

Have you never tried new food at the local Bubba Gumps?

[He is well-aware he has no idea what a Bubba Gumps would be.]

C'mon! You're telling me a buffet of different foods set in front of you doesn't make you drool?

[ananym]

No.

Why would it?

[groupiedrifter]

Because food is awesome?!

What the hell gets you all fired up and excited if food doesn't?

[ananym]

[ nothing gets alucard fired up and excited because he's been depressed for months and everyone he loves is dead. ]

I can tell you this much. It is not food.

[groupiedrifter]

Uuuuh. Then what would it be?

Because y'know, sometimes things we go bonkers for shows up on the station.

Coincidentally.

[Totally.]

[ananym]

. . . I don't know.

[groupiedrifter]

.... That's depressing.

H'okay, no biggie! We'll just — I don't know. Find you something you like.

There's a shitload of stuff you can maybe enjoy. Life's full of stuff to fill some voids!

Like puzzles. Or playing guitar. Or watching bad movies. Or knitting.

The sky's the limit, my man.

[ananym]

Well, I am close to immortal. Something is bound to appear.

[ probably. or he might just be fighting night creatures and vampires all his life. which seems just as likely. ]

[groupiedrifter]

Of course. When you've got a crew that has a bunch of cool interests, some of that's gonna rub off on you somewhere! Just give it time. You never know, you might end up getting super into harmonica or something.

[ananym]

We shall see. It's best not to get my hopes up.