( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[ananym]

To some degree. Some people want that. It provides a thrill.

[ don't ask how kinks work, alucard doesn't know a whole lot either. ]

[locumstudentesquire]

...How very charming of them.

[Yeah don't worry, asking is about the last thing he wants to do.]

Well in any case... It seems like plenty of others have already offered, but if there's anything I can ever do for you, please don't hesitate to reach out! I'm always happy to lend a hand wherever I'm needed.

[ananym]

Thank you. It is a kind offer.