( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

text; @just.rey

[jedied]

Vampire?

We don't have those in my galaxy.

[ananym]

[ perhaps he should have included a definition. ]

A creature that needs to drink human blood to survive.

[jedied]

I imagine that doesn't make them very popular among humans.

Where I'm from we have a lot of different -- species, I guess you'd say, from different worlds. I'm not sure I've ever heard of one that has to drink the blood of others, though.

[ananym]

No. Rightfully so.

And that is a good thing.

[ he may be a vampire but a world without them sounds better. far better. ]

[jedied]

It does seem less than ideal for everyone involved. I'm glad you don't need to drink blood to survive.

[ananym]

Yes. No one is more thankful than I.

[jedied]

Why did you feel the need to alert people if there's no need for you to drink blood? I don't think it's anyone's business that one of your parents is a vampire.

[ananym]

Vampire have a reputation for drinking blood. And it is not something I can disguise as I am sporting fangs in my mouth.

[jedied]

I suppose the fangs would be a giveaway, but it's still rude to make assumptions based upon someone's features.

[ananym]

I think people will prefer to be rude than dead when encountering a vampire.