( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[oiorpata]

Then you should give in more often. Fuck moderation.

[ananym]

Just like that?

[ that's so bold, but he can't help but chuckle. ]

[oiorpata]

Yeah.

Does it really matter? You've got a long life ahead.

[ananym]

[ he hesitates. ]

I don't know. I've never lived a life so unchecked.

[oiorpata]

All the more reason to give it a shot.

[ananym]

Perhaps there is some truth in that.

[oiorpata]

Only one way to find out.

Everyone's different, at any rate.

[ananym]

I am a little more different than most.

But I see your point.