( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[oiorpata]

How old are you now then?

[ananym]

Twenty years. I am rather young.

[oiorpata]

[ A BABY. ]

You're not even close to the old part yet.

[ananym]

No. I grew up fast, but I am still considered young.

[oiorpata]

You'll be young for a while, so enjoy it while you can.

[ananym]

Is it so enjoyable, being young?

[oiorpata]

I suppose it depends on what those years look like. But you should try.

[ananym]

I cannot say I'm all that eager for it.

[oiorpata]

Which one, enjoying your youth or getting old as shit?

[ananym]

Both, I suppose.

I planned to sleep off the centuries. I still might.

[oiorpata]

Now that sounds like the ideal fucking way to get older.

[ananym]

It's not uncommon for vampires to take long rests.

And there is very little I'm concerned about in this world.

[oiorpata]

And you personally don't even have to drink blood. Doesn't sound like a bad deal for longevity compared to others.

[ananym]

No, I have been fortunate in regards to my biology.

[oiorpata]

The napping sounds like the best part. No offense.

[ananym]

[ that makes him chuckle. ]

I've been sorely tempted of late.

[oiorpata]

I'm big on giving in to temptation, so you probably shouldn't listen to me when I say go for it.

[ananym]

It never hurts to hear. I tend to shy away from temptation personally.

[oiorpata]

Then you should give in more often. Fuck moderation.

[ananym]

Just like that?

[ that's so bold, but he can't help but chuckle. ]

[oiorpata]

Yeah.

Does it really matter? You've got a long life ahead.

[ananym]

[ he hesitates. ]

I don't know. I've never lived a life so unchecked.

[oiorpata]

All the more reason to give it a shot.

[ananym]

Perhaps there is some truth in that.

[oiorpata]

Only one way to find out.

Everyone's different, at any rate.