( video | un: alucard )

[ananym]

[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]

Greetings.

My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.

I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.

And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.

Comments

[locumstudentesquire]

...Why, yes! I think that might very well be it!

[He sounds so impressed.]

At least that sounds correct to me. I know it was some odd name... But how on earth did you guess that?

[ananym]

Call it a hunch. He was very famous.

[locumstudentesquire]

[...If only Ryunosuke would just take two seconds to back read the other responses on this post. It would answer SO many of his questions right now.]

Hah. Right. Well, erm... Since you were so kind as to introduce yourself already. I'm Ryunosuke Naruhodo. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Alucard. I'll, erm, try to take you at your word, that you're not interested in... D...D-draining anyone's blood? Hah...

[Gah. He was trying to be playful and friendly, but he just wound up freaking himself out, thinking about blood draining.]

[ananym]

If it helps, it doesn't seem particularly appealing to me either.

[ any impulse to drain blood is instinctive and alucard is more than simply instinct. and despite the people he's killed, he's never attacked them in that manner before. ]

[locumstudentesquire]

...That does help, actually.

[Obviously he can't see the appeal AT ALL, but. He's also not a vampire!]

Do people seriously ASK you to bite them? Isn't that sort of like having a death wish or something?

[ananym]

To some degree. Some people want that. It provides a thrill.

[ don't ask how kinks work, alucard doesn't know a whole lot either. ]

[locumstudentesquire]

...How very charming of them.

[Yeah don't worry, asking is about the last thing he wants to do.]

Well in any case... It seems like plenty of others have already offered, but if there's anything I can ever do for you, please don't hesitate to reach out! I'm always happy to lend a hand wherever I'm needed.

[ananym]

Thank you. It is a kind offer.