( video | un: alucard )
[ the feed starts with a very tall man with long blond hair, dressed in archaic clothing and a long black cloak. a large scar is visible on his chest. ]
Greetings.
My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.
I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.
And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.
Greetings.
My name is Alucard. I am a new arrival. No, I did not fill up the "form" as I found the criteria to be quite baffling and useless.
I do need to state that I am a half-vampire. Yes, I have fangs. No, I will not bite you. I do not require blood and you can go about your day in peace.
And no, I will not bite you if you have a kink for vampires. Find a sharp fork instead.
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...And ask you to bite them?
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It is common for humans to fear vampires and rightfully so.
As for the biting, that's just the few odd ones desperate for a thrill.
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[Although you can get Energon from any other source instead of from a living Cybertronian, so it's just really weird for someone to do that.]
But I understand your concern. Thank you for sharing with us, Alucard.
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Of course. It only seemed right to do so.