text. un: barnes.

[starer]

[It's that time again! ...good luck, Ximilia]

So, it seems to be just over sixty of us now. More than double the amount that was here when I first turned up. Looks like some of them left though, so I guess they changed their minds.

[Not that he knew most of them. But he has eyes. And a need to keep track of things like that.]

Far as we all know, this is the third time people have been brought here. Ninety-one days since we first started turning up.

Now, I ain't saying I'm an expert. But I'm just going to field a few questions before they come up.

[And undoubtedly leave it to the actual professional once the follow up questions come]

Yes, there's another area called the Northern Wing. No, we can't go in. Yes, we've met someone who seems to live on the other side. No, we can't talk to him.

[Except...that last part might not be true. He hasn't actually asked Viveca if they could talk to him]

We're meant to get a supply drop once every thirty days or so. Spare clothes and supplies are all stored at the end of the common room. You need something specific, speak to Viveca. Ain't promising she'll be able to get it, but can't hurt to ask, right?

If this is your first time in space, talk to Jim Kirk. He's been running sessions for anyone who hasn't been off planet before.

You need to eat more than the average person here, let Dusty Fields know. High calorie rations are marked, but he's keeping track of supplies with a couple of others.

[Oh, right-]

Guess I should also add, you want to get laid, talk to Newton Geiszler. I'm sure the Doc would love to give you a little TLC.

[:D]

If you've got any questions, you're looking for Sam Wilson.

[:D :D]


[ooc: Please feel free to threadjack to your heart's content. It's another free for all. Also, all links are there OOCly, for bothering purposes.]

Comments

text. un: parkour

[webdesigned]

northern wing huh. that's very beauty and the beast. maybe we can pull a fast one on a clock and candlestick and get in there somehow. haha. or... wait, i guess maybe you aren't from my version of earth. bad joke. sorry. anyway, that's pretty weird. do you think if someone really really really strong tried the door would open or is that still a negatory

& thanks for the low down. lot easier to follow than the first one. the in joke about the newt guy is a lil weird tho? oh uh so what sort of stuff can viv get? and not get. cuz your phrasing sounds like she can't get some things. so maybe i shouldn't ask for that

( sorry that was such a crazy stream of consciousness, Bucky, Peter is #struggling w direct brain to text communication. )

text; un: s.wilson

[unclesam]

I think the only way to find out is to make a long and highly specific list, and request every single item off of it one by one.

also would like to veto your choice to deem this a bad joke considering
we both went there. which leaves the question of real importance: what kinda inanimate object you getting turned into, parkour enthusiast?

[webdesigned]

whoa. good idea. i could do that maybe. but how specific is too specific? or just go as specific as possible and see what sticks to the wall? like spaghetti. you know. that saying. not anything else that sticks to walls. spaghetti. spaghetti. yup

( Peter is starting to notice problematic potential of anything he's thinking going directly into the stratosphere, and he's two comments in. whoops. )

you know batb??? oh good. great movie. great joke. not to pat my own back or anything but cmon it was right there. that's a weird but interesting question let me think? i guess i would be... a chandelier. swing potential. or maybe a coat tree that bends. i know they don't bend but since i would be an animate inanimate object i could bend. what about you

[starer]

[You certainly think a lot, good sir.]

Won't make a difference to the door. Besides, you'll just get warned off if you try. Good chance you could end up killing us all if you managed it anyway.

As for Viveca, it depends. Food, clothes, games. All pretty easy. Wouldn't start asking for a spaceship, or your friends, or whatever.

[webdesigned]

( if you thought that ALREADY, Buck, just wait for it... )

killing us all how like you think it is an air lock and that will disrupt the ships integrity bc i don't think it works like that in space because of the lack of gravity and surely there are some protocols and depressurization zones to prevent one compromised bay from tanking the entire ship

or like there's some kind of devastating dangerous secret back there and the ai will go rogue and murder everyone if we expose it

okay. don't need a spaceship and i don't really have friends. maybe flash? he sort of stopped dunking on me after my uncle died and we're kinda cool now. so, uh, guess i wouldn't need to risk it on that front. and i really wish i hadn't been so specific with that thought on accident

[starer]

More like whatever's on the other side of that door is used to contain the power of the orbs or something. Plus considering everything we have access to on this side, that'd be where all the life support and controls for Ximilia would be too.

You know you can use voice too, right? Get it transcribed for you instead.

[webdesigned]

you should be able to open the door to systems like that without causing mass devastation but for now i don't have any need to belle my way into a locked wing so duly noted

voice communication is so awkward and uncomfortable though

( MORE THAN THIS, PETER??? REALLY??? )

[starer]

The systems, sure. But they're containing the orbs for a reason. Maybe it's better than none of us go back there.

If you prefer having things projected into your mind, I ain't stopping you.

[webdesigned]

wait like you think the orbs themselves are dangerous? i guess i didn't get the memo since the sales pitch was we gotta collect em all like pokemon cards

now that you put it that way putting them in one generalized location seems like maybe a bad idea? but maybe keeping it automated and closed would be for the best, human error and all

i guess all that is to say i won't try and break in or anything probably

[starer]

We've only found one so far, so who knows. Maybe the more you get together, the more dangerous they are. Maybe it's about how long you're exposed to them.

Or maybe it's all a lie and there's something else hidden behind the doors and the orbs are just a cover story.

[webdesigned]

i can tell that's sarcasm and you don't actually want me to try and break in to the locked wing

but that's also not helping me not want to try and break into the locked wing