text. un: barnes.

[starer]

[It's that time again! ...good luck, Ximilia]

So, it seems to be just over sixty of us now. More than double the amount that was here when I first turned up. Looks like some of them left though, so I guess they changed their minds.

[Not that he knew most of them. But he has eyes. And a need to keep track of things like that.]

Far as we all know, this is the third time people have been brought here. Ninety-one days since we first started turning up.

Now, I ain't saying I'm an expert. But I'm just going to field a few questions before they come up.

[And undoubtedly leave it to the actual professional once the follow up questions come]

Yes, there's another area called the Northern Wing. No, we can't go in. Yes, we've met someone who seems to live on the other side. No, we can't talk to him.

[Except...that last part might not be true. He hasn't actually asked Viveca if they could talk to him]

We're meant to get a supply drop once every thirty days or so. Spare clothes and supplies are all stored at the end of the common room. You need something specific, speak to Viveca. Ain't promising she'll be able to get it, but can't hurt to ask, right?

If this is your first time in space, talk to Jim Kirk. He's been running sessions for anyone who hasn't been off planet before.

You need to eat more than the average person here, let Dusty Fields know. High calorie rations are marked, but he's keeping track of supplies with a couple of others.

[Oh, right-]

Guess I should also add, you want to get laid, talk to Newton Geiszler. I'm sure the Doc would love to give you a little TLC.

[:D]

If you've got any questions, you're looking for Sam Wilson.

[:D :D]


[ooc: Please feel free to threadjack to your heart's content. It's another free for all. Also, all links are there OOCly, for bothering purposes.]

Comments

text | un: shen.qingqiu

[peerlesscucumber]

( oh, good, so the Regret Transmigration System's been up and running functionally for... months. no way they're out of bug testing. no way. is this alpha run? beta? are they luck enough to have come in after a rigorous, what was the word. what was it? no, not a word, the phrase: qa session. or something. did quality control come through.

they're irrelevant thoughts flitting through his mind, one way or another. )

Thank you for the information and directing of questions to various parties. May I ask what you are called?

[starer]

James. Guess I missed that off this time.

[Well, more like he was hoping people would inundate Sam with questions. That's true friendship.]

text; un: shuri

[kimoyos]

Have you attempted speaking with the man in the Northern Wing? Or have you simply been told you shouldn't try?

[starer]

[Shuri's secret power: making a 106 year old man feel like a child in 20 words or less.]

We'd just got back from a mission when he turned up. The guy didn't stick around long enough to talk.

thought-to-text | un: blue

[firstroar]

So...there is someone organic who operates this station, then? Not simply an artificial intelligence?

[starer]

Viveca's our contact. But the guy's supposedly our "commander", so it sounds like he's the one in charge.

text: fullmetal

[chrysology]

Newton what now? Also you know this is just going to make everyone want to poke at the Northern Wing, right?

[kimoyos]

It is very important that you tell me everything that you know about the Northern Wing. You both make it sound so dangerous.

[Dangerous and curious and insanely interesting. She wants to go poke around in that direction.]

text.

[groupiedrifter]

Plug your ears, sweet young infant boy.

[starer]

Nothing you need to worry about, kid.

[Probably should have added the 25+ part. But it's too late now.]

You telling me you haven't wanted to see what's behind those doors till now?

text; un: newt

[groupiedrifter]

Okay, when YOU say it, it just makes me sound like a big ol' slut.

Don't pimp me out!!!


(But also, anyone reading this who is 25+ and has shared sexy biological needs, hmu.)

[starer]

Nothing wrong with knowing what you want. I just thought I'd give you a helping hand.

[SO TO SPEAK]

text; un: alenko

[majorbiotic]

You would be Newton, I presume. Is it just sex or do you provide other services?

[He's not interested, he's just curious]

Text; un: belova

[laviny]

Why can’t we go to the Northern Wing? And why can’t we talk to the person who lives there?

And, actually, how did you meet him if you can’t talk to him? How does that work?

[starer]

Okay. Can't go there cause the doors are locked. Can't talk to him cause again, the doors are locked. And we met him cause he came out to collect the orb after our last mission.

text; un: renfri

[retributioning]

Now this is how you make an efficient information list.

[ as opposed to....... what, exactly? probably the not-so-efficient list that came before this. ]

[starer]

As long as you're not looking for more answer than I've got.

[See: all the people picking up on the lack of answers about the Northern Wing]

text; un: mafioso

[essenceofdeadlybeasts]

You guys are all really helpful around here with all these nice, public lists and info sharing.

[Even if this network is a bit of a headache to get accustomed to using. This is making him feel like a robot--only without the cool hacks.

...He's going to have look into that now that he's thought of it.]

It's a breath of fresh air really. It normally like that around here?

[starer]

Everyone's here for something. To get that, we've all got to work together, right?

So yeah, we try to help each other out. Mostly.

text - un; jaegermeister

[unbreachable]

[ well that was...far too much information about Newt, but the rest is relevant to his interests.

He's also having some issue getting used to this thing in his ear. He's already had people in his head and this is extremely unsettling. ]

Thanks for the info. What's your name?

[starer]

James. But Sam's still your guy if you need more information.

[Because there's only so long he can deal with situations like this.]

[bossily]

Seriously? You're pimping out Newt to the new arrivals?

[starer]

I'm just helping a fella out. Wouldn't want his offer to get lost in the shuffle.

text; un: s.wilson

[unclesam]

appreciate the promotion to wikipedia guy, man

for the rest of you: I have it on good authority the north wing does not in fact contain a magic rose and ballroom for us. according to viveca, it's where the orbs are contained, and apparently it's not safe for any of us in there. I ain't saying I can verify this, other than confirming that the orbs can have pretty widespread effects. I'm saying that's the info I got.

[kimoyos]

Are you positive we can trust this AI system without knowing its creator?

Video | Un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

You are lucky Rocket's not here because after telling people not to try to get into the Northern wing, that's exactly what he would try to do. With explosives involved, I bet.

Bucky Barnes, isn't it? I think we're due for some proper introductions, since he never got to talk back on Earth.

[ He's pretty sure Bucky might already know him as the guy who ruined everything and got half the universe killed, but, ey...saying hi might not hurt. ]

I'm Peter Quill.

voice.

[starer]

[Thankfully, he's already spoken to Viveca to make sure he doesn't receive any videos. So the switch from text-to-voice and video only comes across as an audio call. No freaking out about images in his head here.]

I remember you from after.

[The funeral, that is. But he's not bringing that up on an open network.]

Probably just as well your friend's not here. I ain't giving up my gun.

[Or his arm.]

text. un: parkour

[webdesigned]

northern wing huh. that's very beauty and the beast. maybe we can pull a fast one on a clock and candlestick and get in there somehow. haha. or... wait, i guess maybe you aren't from my version of earth. bad joke. sorry. anyway, that's pretty weird. do you think if someone really really really strong tried the door would open or is that still a negatory

& thanks for the low down. lot easier to follow than the first one. the in joke about the newt guy is a lil weird tho? oh uh so what sort of stuff can viv get? and not get. cuz your phrasing sounds like she can't get some things. so maybe i shouldn't ask for that

( sorry that was such a crazy stream of consciousness, Bucky, Peter is #struggling w direct brain to text communication. )

text; un: s.wilson

[unclesam]

I think the only way to find out is to make a long and highly specific list, and request every single item off of it one by one.

also would like to veto your choice to deem this a bad joke considering
we both went there. which leaves the question of real importance: what kinda inanimate object you getting turned into, parkour enthusiast?

text | un: andy

[oiorpata]

Thanks for the list.

How have you met this person in the Northern Wing if you can't talk to him?

[starer]

We got back from a mission a couple of weeks back. Teleporting up here is an experience. So none of us were all that talkative when he turned up. By the time anyone got to their feet again, he was gone.

text | un: qishan

[silverneedles]

Do you have a more comprehensive list of individuals and their skills?

[starer]

Not that I've put together. Just depends on what you're looking for.