text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

some would argue t'is not a game but a way of LIFE


i am not one of them


so yeah. game.

u pick a little dude and pretend to fight monsters with dice rolls.


... it's more fun than it sounds i guess???

[blyat]

huh
ive played games with dice before
for money

fighting fake monsters sounds kinda lame though

you gonna pick my class for me?

[hallowing]

its only lame if u have zero imagination


used to be i'd add 'or an active sex life' but it's now hot to be a nerd so that's anyone's guess now.


but sure. tell me 3 random facts abt urself and i will give u ur grand assignment

[blyat]

haha
is it? news to me

ok fine ill play
1. favorite position is cowgirl
2. lost my virginity outside
3. i like brunettes

[TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE]

[hallowing]

sir and/or madame u gave me THREE horny answers.

i hereby dub thee a bard. i don't make the rules. that's just how it be.

i bet u'd fuck a dragon too.

[blyat]

im a guy

you gonna explain 'bard' to me?

but nah, i prefer people
never met a dragon before so maybe id change my mind
too bad they dont exist

[hallowing]

bard. singer. plays instruments. quick witted. horny. can do the macarena with they dick.

dragons sure the fuck do exist but not on every world so maybe ur from one of the boring ones!!

[blyat]

thats totally wrong

ugh
look, im getting used to the whole 'other world' shit
so theyre not real in MINE, we got enough to deal with anyway, i dont want em
they exist in yours?

[hallowing]

sorry abt ur boring dick.

yea they do.

lotta other things too.

magic, demons, vampires, gods. usual suspects.

[blyat]

give me a list ill pick for myself

are you fucking serious? youre joking

[hallowing]

（ have an ic link, cain. ）

nope.

i've got magic myself. pretty rad.

[blyat]

fighter
or ranger i guess

[bruh]

does everyone have it?

[hallowing]

both very hot choices, a++

and no not everyone.

some is innate

some is taught

but in either case u need an aptitude for it

[blyat]

figures

let me guess, only some are lucky enough to be good at it

[hallowing]

yepperoni.

can't all play for the leafs.

[blyat]

the what

you talk so weird

[hallowing]

hurtful!!

the leafs. i guess if ur not from my era on earth that would mean jack and shit to u.

sports team. play hockey. part of my cultural identity u know?

notoriously terrible but what can i say, i root for the underdog.

[blyat]

youre all from earth, huh
most of you

yeah i dont know it
forget it
probably wouldnt make sense anyway

tell me about the magic instead

[hallowing]

i live on earth.

not from there tho. ✌️

my magic's called transmatting. or at least that's what i call it.

i can teleport. me, stuff. u know. as u do.

[blyat]

ok, so where are you from

teleportation? thats not what i expected
the only thing ive seen like that was technology
but it kinda worked like magic i guess

[hallowing]

place called chinoon.

and yea i mean that's a common trope

'magic is just sufficiently advanced technology' or whatever it is. idr who came up with that. some author or whatever, idk. i've read like 2 books in my entire life and one was the bible LORD AMEN 🙏🙏🙏

[blyat]

never heard of it

[unsurprisingly, at this point]

just dont preach shit at me, i dont care about that stuff
can you show me? the 'transmatting' or whatever

[hallowing]

u don't want to hear the word of my lord and saviour taylor swift??? smh i think that means we can't be friends.

sure

take a pic of wherever u are. and don't freak out when i pop in after.

[blyat]

we were never gonna be friends

[JUST TEAMMATES WITH A COMMON GOAL!! leave him alone weirdo

It's an outlandish request, but he's curious enough to test it. Cain leans against the wall where he's come to stop outside the infirmary—after finishing a checkup on the health of his healing midsection—so he takes a quick, snapshot image of the surrounding hallway. It takes a few moments despite the ease of technology, just because he's still getting accustomed to the earpiece.]

got it?

↪ acshunnn baybee

[hallowing]

（ well, he's just not gonna take that personally.

but between one moment and the next and he just. appears, out of curling tendrils of violet-tinged darkness and crackles of an energy that give the impression of the cold immensity of space. there's something eldritch about it, and the smell in the air is like gunsmoke and some unidentifiable accompaniment. cy is midstep, and when his foot touches down there is a brief flare of the energy, and then it snaps off as abruptly as if a switch were flicked.

he's eating an apple in the most obnoxious manner one can possibly eat an apple, and he gives cain a jaunty little wink. ）

Magic enough for you, honey?