text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

does that mean i can stand behind u in a crisis

all this talk of fighting

im SCARED

[laviny]

If you are a pacifist, I don’t think you would approve of my methods.

[hallowing]

oh idc what anyone else gets up to.

personal pacifism only.

im also a raging hypocrite so u kno ymmv.

[laviny]

Okay. I guess you can stand behind me while I kill things, then.

[hallowing]

how tall are u

[laviny]

5’4

[hallowing]

u will need to carry a stepstool then

[laviny]

Or you could duck and cover.

[hallowing]

IM TOO TALL

SMTH WILL PEEK OUT

im lanky as a motherfucker its a hard knock life!!

have mercy on me

[laviny]

What makes you think I’m merciful, though?

[hallowing]

u said i could stand behind u

that's merciful enough for me!

[laviny]

Well, if that is enough then I shouldn’t need a stool.

[hallowing]

but then my options are either being on my knees or getting shot in the face and i don't like EITHER option

im a card carrying cowardly lion with no yellow brick road to see me thither

[laviny]

That sounds like a personal problem to me.

What’s your problem with being on your knees? Is this a toxic masculinity thing or do you have joint problems?

[hallowing]

oh 100 percent toxic masculinity

my joints are as supple and sleek as a newborn baby lamb that's been yeeted down a greased hallway

[laviny]

Oh, well, in that case I don’t care.

Sorry.

[But like not actually sorry.]

[hallowing]

i take back my merciful comment!!

u clearly just don't understand how hard it is to be a MAN.

i feel like i need to specify this is sarcasm so i don't get kneecapped tho ftr

[laviny]

It’s all right. I understand sarcasm.

Besides, kneecapping isn’t the way to handle toxic masculinity, anyway.

[hallowing]

i hear it's got smth to do with watching buffy and veronica mars back to back???

[laviny]

I don’t know about that, I have never seen either one.

[hallowing]

wow that ruins my totally hilarious setup of claiming to be ruined for feminism forever bc i watched them in the other order???

okay so what's ur cure for toxic masculinity

[laviny]

Sorry, you can file your complaint with the Red Room.

[Except not really because she helped blow it up.]

Dick punching.

[hallowing]

tf is a red room? besides smth that sounds bdsm-y.

and yikes, no, i will pass. my dick is not for punching except on sundays.

cw child trafficking mention

[laviny]

Basically a human trafficking scheme that bought and sold little girls to turn them into weapons.

[hallowing]

oh.

ew.

not a thing to crack jokes abt then, fuckin' duly noted.