text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[ananym]

I do know people.

[hallowing]

so what's ur name

or do i just keep calling u dhampir bae in my head

[ananym]

It's Alucard.

[hallowing]

it's

what now?

[ananym]

Alucard.

[hallowing]

no, i

got that

dracula backwards tho???

[ananym]

It is deliberate.

Dracula was my father.

[hallowing]

shit so ur like a REAL celebrity type

[ananym]

No. Really?

[hallowing]

yep

i don't make the rules that's just how it be!!

[ananym]

I never would have guessed.

[hallowing]

i choose to accept this as humility instead of a lack of imagination

[ananym]

I suppose someone has to see it that way.

[hallowing]

im being generous.


so that means ur a noble right?

being the sun of dracula.

（ yes he is just that bad with homophones, go with it. ）

[ananym]

I don't heavily consort with human or vampiric nobility.

[hallowing]

good

i assume they are all unilaterally cockwaffles in ur time

[ananym]

You're not wrong.

I usually keep to myself.

[hallowing]

sounds lonesome

[ananym]

It is what it is.

[hallowing]

girl........

[ananym]

Whom?

[hallowing]

no it's like a phrase.

like

slang.

'GIRL WHAT'

'girl, u wore that outfit?

does not need to mean actual girl.

[ananym]

Now I feel bad for the girls.

[hallowing]

u are the girl in this scenario

but it's like

'girl, u live like this?'

[ananym]

I have a castle.