text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[deaddrop]

I can honestly say I've never sung Jimmy Buffett.

[hallowing]

oh come on

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[deaddrop]

You only needed to wait for 5:00pm if you were a coward in the first place.

[hallowing]

it's the name of one of his songs!!!


omg u are a heathen, idk if i can continue talking to u for the sake of my sanity tbqh

[deaddrop]

Does this mean I'm not worthy of being a bard?

[hallowing]

yes

u are hereby bardvoked

[deaddrop]

That sounds very official.

And I guess leaves rogue, to answer your original question.

[hallowing]

i mean, rogue's hot.

unless ur a murderhobo rogue

[deaddrop]

Not a murderhobo, no.

I prefer to shower.

[hallowing]

and then murder?

[deaddrop]

Usually that does work better in the other order.

First the murder, then the shower.

[hallowing]

as long as we're clear on logistics

but im not down to murder

im a cowardly pacifist :(

[deaddrop]

I'm not sure I'd call being a pacifist cowardly. Takes a lot of nerve to be committed to not murdering people when they're not making the same commitment.

Personally, I'd prefer not to murder people if I can avoid it.

I'm just not going to lose much sleep if I can't.

[That's not entirely true. She loses sleep over it pretty on the regular.]

[hallowing]

oh that is very kind of u but no i promise im both a pacifist AND a coward.

[deaddrop]

All right.

I mean, I'd imagine you'd know better than me.

But what makes you a coward?

[hallowing]

i am just scared of so!! much!! shit!!

[deaddrop]

Like for example?

Spiders? Heights? The dark?

[hallowing]

well rn it's ppl asking me too many questions ahhHHHh

[deaddrop]

You were the one who started asking questions. You know what they say about turnabout.

[hallowing]

can't u just ask me my favourite colour!!!

it's OCTOBER

how do i know ur not gathering spooky intel to jumpscare me!!

[deaddrop]

It's possible. I am a rogue, after all.

Though I'm fairly confident I could scare you if I wanted without having to fish for information.

[hallowing]

probably

i mean i literally just got done telling you it isn't hard

[deaddrop]

You did kind of give away the game on that one.

Now you've made it a thing.

Chekhov's jumpscare.

hover!

[hallowing]

🥺🥺🥺 madame, pourquoi me haïsses-toi ainsi?

[deaddrop]

Oh, mon pauvre petit.

I don't hate you. This is just the welcome wagon.