text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[constructually]

[There's a small delay in response time as Murderbot frowns at the message.]

Query: You don't 'jive' with murder but respond positively to discussions of violence. Can you explain the contradiction?

[Humans are so weird and it's just trying to understand.]

[hallowing]

one was a (theoretical) threat against me (acceptable)

one was a threat against others (not acceptable)

[constructually]

Thank you for the clarification.

[Murderbot considers its next response, before deciding to be a shit.]

You're a masochist.

[There's the equivalent of an emoji attached to the message that signifies this is a joke.]

[hallowing]

are u kidding??? i couldn't handle masochism i'd cry 😭😭😭