text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

well i tried to convince some guy earlier i'm twelve raccoons in a human suit but he wasn't buying it

what would u buy??

[evicerated]

Considering you are behaving like a thoroughly ridiculous person, I'm not sure I'd buy ANY answer you gave me. Barring 'not an IceWing', which is more than obvious enough.

[hallowing]

idk what an icewing is?? so okay probably not that.

（ also thanks for giving him literally the perfect alley-oop to tell the truth and have it be completely disbelieved, so he continues glibly: ）

im an immortal god of war from an ancient long-dead culture on a broken world.

it's very sad.

much tragic.

🥺🥺🥺

[evicerated]

I'M an IceWing. And don't you send those pathetic eyed little pictograms at me. Are those supposed to make me sympathetic to your ridiculously false story or something?

[hallowing]

real talk

does that mean

does that

are your

you know

(WINGS)

made of ice

and yeah i mean come on, sympathy would be nice.

[evicerated]

[Is there even any point in him saying 'don't be ridiculous' again? They've reached a stage where it can probably be safely assumed that it's implied in every single one of Arctic's messages.]

What good would LITERAL WINGS OF ICE be for flying? We're called IceWings because we hail from the Ice Kingdom, it's that simple.