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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

im gonna go with monk.

but if there was a killer username reference class i'd stick u there instead

[chilloutdickwad]

....

[... His eyebrow slowly lifts.]

It's easier to list my make and model preemptively.

[But that's not the thing that has him confused. MORE IMPORTANTLY:]

Is there a method to designating this class?

[hallowing]

u could have self identified as an ANAL DESTROYER 3000 and it would have probably landed better with this crowd just saying

and yes

it's called

throwing a dart at a board

[chilloutdickwad]

[... Is this human brain-damaged?

He's never actually tried to assess that sort of thing.

Since he's spent most of his existence killing them.

He needs to find a tactful way to ask this.]

Do you have a history of traumatic brain damage?

[Nailed it.]

[hallowing]

whoa whoa whoa u can't just walk up to somebody and ask them if they're brain damaged, buddy.

that's like

a post coitus level question

1/2

[chilloutdickwad]

[chilloutdickwad]

I have not walked up to you to say it.

[hallowing]

im gonna ask this very gently


do u understand hyperbole

[chilloutdickwad]

[Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages.
hy·per·bo·le
/hīˈpərbəlē/
noun: hyperbole; plural noun: hyperboles]

Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

[hallowing]

...

okay so don't take this the wrong way

but you don't have like

a freaky metal endoskeleton, do you

[chilloutdickwad]

Correct.

[hallowing]

huh

how bout that.

how's ur high five game???

[chilloutdickwad]

More sufficient than your texting.

[hallowing]

😱😱😱

cyberdyne systems model 101 series 800 terminator has done psychic damage!

it's super effective!

1/3

[chilloutdickwad]

[When you write it out like that, his name really is very long.

... Anyway.]
 
Based on your response, the super effectiveness is doubtful.

[chilloutdickwad]

[chilloutdickwad]

Why are the faces suffocating?

[hallowing]

bc they only just escaped the perilous grasp of a woman's thighs at the apex of a mindblowing orgasm

[chilloutdickwad]

I'm assuming your fixation on human reproduction might be a symptom of the alleged brain damage.

[Just because he has an undercover human dick, I s2g...]