text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

nah that's only after u jizz on it

[greenpower]

Next you're gonna tell me that's maple scented too.

[hallowing]

fuck i wish


i live on a concentrated diet of tim hortons, taco bell and beer, it both smells and tastes ATROCIOUS

[greenpower]

Yeah, that sounds like a you problem.

You might consider eating a vegetable from time to time. No Taco Bell in the kitchen.

[hallowing]

what's a vegetable

is it like a portmanteau for vegetative table

[greenpower]

It's the kind of food that doesn't raise your blood pressure or make your arteries turn into sewers when you eat it.

[hallowing]

o there's ur problem

i don't have any arteries

[greenpower]

So what?

You're like a robot that runs on burritos?

[hallowing]

i am exactly like a robot that runs on burritos

[greenpower]

Do you practice being this annoying, or is it a natural talent?

[hallowing]

u think im annoying??? 🥺🥺🥺

[greenpower]

I mean

Don't you?

[hallowing]

NO!

why would i think that

i'm a pure beautiful angel i just want friends 🥺🥺🥺

[greenpower]

Laying it on a little thick there, aren't you?

[hallowing]

i would never!!

see above statement: pure beautiful angel, etc etc

[greenpower]

Pure angel. Which is why you're here.

[hallowing]

i'm p sure the most famous angel of all time has a pretty massive regret so...

[greenpower]

[That could actually be true. Ivy isn't really all that interested in theology. Who knows.]

What exactly do angels have to regret?

[hallowing]

well lucy got kicked out of heaven for being too pretty so ig i'd start there

[greenpower]

Which part of that do you think the devil regrets?

'cause kind of sounds to me like that's a God problem.

[hallowing]

i mean, i'd regret being pretty if it got me yoten away from all my fam and friends and loved ones for all eternity tbqh

but u ain't wrong, either

[greenpower]

Personally I'd say fuck god, but that's just me.

[hallowing]

oh no i assure u, u and i are in 100 percent total agreement on that one. fuck all gods. vigorously, repeatedly, eternally.

[greenpower]

One thing you're right about then.

That and probably some other things, I guess.

[hallowing]

that sounded suspiciously like an admission i'm not a total lost cause, su.