text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

imma need u to scroll up in ur brain

and read what u said again.

et voila, u will have ur own answer

[coordination]

I said what I said and it was fine!

What, do you want more than that? That most of us were transformed into elves and dragons and whatever which feels pretty fucking weird when we have to do that for a mission!

[hallowing]

everyone knows paladins are like the cops of the dnd world man

and im team #acab

but i heard abt the dragon thing and i'm FURIOUS bc fucking a dragon is 100 percent on my bucket list

[coordination]

Not everybody knows or even plays the game in question.

And I didn't need to know that.

[hallowing]

clearly u did

or i wouldn't have told u

[coordination]

No I ABSOLUTELY didn't.

Who the hell overshares like that anyway, didn't you JUST get here!?

[hallowing]

exactly so i've got a lot of ground to cover!!!

[coordination]

Cover it with something actually useful!

[hallowing]

u never know when somebody needs to fuck a dragon for the greater good!! and if that ever happens u can be like HOLY FUCK I KNOW A GUY and u will totes save the day!!

[coordination]

STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING DRAGONS ALSO THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

[hallowing]

BITCH U DON'T KNOW ME WHO ARE U TO SAY WHAT WILL OR WILL NOT HAPPEN??? SMH

[coordination]

DON'T CALL ME BITCH ASSHOLE!

[hallowing]

WHAT'RE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT










BITCH?

[coordination]

YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN I SEE YOU!

[hallowing]

no thnx

[coordination]

TOO LATE

You're not going to be hard to identify either!

[hallowing]

oh noooo whatever will i doooooo 🥺🥺🥺

[coordination]

[ You dare call out his all bark no bite over actually not-serious things. ]

Hopefully not waste all of our time again like this!

[hallowing]

u responded!

so clearly u like having ur time wasted

major

[coordination]

[ WELL NOW HE'S TOTALLY NOT ANSWERING THAT!!!!!!!

DESPITE THE URGE TO SNIP BACK AND YELL!! ]

[hallowing]

wow i didn't mean that takedown to land so hard

im sry

come back new friend

[coordination]

I am NOT your friend!

[hallowing]

but you COULD be... 🥺🥺🥺

[coordination]

Doubtful.

[hallowing]

wow

im charming, handsome, tall enough to get shit off the real top shelves and this is how u behave?

smh

u take the 'pal' right out of '-adin'.