text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

no thank u

the only time i want a single ounce of responsibility or leadership is when i'm doing dom shit.


the rest of the time i want easy breezy beautiful: covergirl lifestyle man

[minuteofangle]

Being a meatshield's too exciting for that covergirl lifestyle dom shit?

[hallowing]

yes

100 percent

absolutely

[minuteofangle]

You're no fun at all. Though tell me more about this covergirl lifestyle kick. I'm always open to changing my mind

[hallowing]

two words: palm fronds

[minuteofangle]

Elaborate, oh mysterious stranger

[hallowing]

u get ppl to stand there and wave them at u

DIVINE

[minuteofangle]

You and I have very different energy levels.
Personally I don't get the lounging around thing
Unless there's alcohol
then we're cooking with fire

[hallowing]

well u can be palm frond guy/girl then

[minuteofangle]

And what do I get out of this deal?

[hallowing]

u cannot.

the pact has been sealed.


muaha ha ha

[minuteofangle]

Kinky

[hallowing]

yep 😌

[minuteofangle]

Okay tall dark nerdy stranger
I might just like you

[hallowing]

then i can definitively say u have horrible taste in men

[minuteofangle]

I also have a problem with boredom and you do have the banter down
10/10 so far
I'm not above flattery and you sound hot

[hallowing]

im so hot it's basically a grecian curse from aphrodite tbqh

[minuteofangle]

go on

[hallowing]

i've only got a medium dick, tho.


(it talks to ghosts)

[minuteofangle]

Tall and a sense of humor
Buy me a drink stranger and we'll be best friends

[hallowing]

either they don't charge for drinks here

or i'm eventually going to be busted for grand liquor larceny

[minuteofangle]

it's the principle of the thing
or we could jump straight to you doing bodyshots off my abs
Speedrun that shit

[hallowing]

i like where this is going

can they be jell-o

[minuteofangle]

You got jello?

[hallowing]

im sure i can find jell-o

or

make it

??? i was a chemist in a past life im sure it's possible