text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[oiorpata]

They have calculators for that now

[hallowing]

yea but i still gotta remember what year brutus fucking died!!

[oiorpata]

Yeah I don't fucking know that either so you're shit out of luck

[hallowing]

i mean if u wanna know a/s/l all u gotta do is ask sweetheart

[oiorpata]

Lets get away from the sweetheart then we'll talk

[hallowing]

what do literally all of u have against the word sweetheart

did it mug u in an alley???

[oiorpata]

It killed my mother. Pushed her off a fire escape.

[hallowing]

well fuck me, duly noted

the word sweetheart is officially off the table then.

can i call u pal

that seems like a fun gender neutral non denominational referential term

[oiorpata]

Andy's already short for something, but if you're dead set on pal, follow your heart

I didn't get your name yet though

[hallowing]

i bet it's short for andes mountains. bc u might actually have to be a mountain to use an axe that big???

im cy. which is also short for smth.

[oiorpata]

That's a fun guess. I'm stealing that. I love the Andes.

Sometimes you just want a shorter name.

[hallowing]

see? u get it.

did we just become best friends???

[oiorpata]

I feel like you should at least bribe me with a drink if we're evolving that fast

[hallowing]

i got, uh

jaeger???

actually it might not be jaeger in it this bottle has deffo been opened

let me check

（ a few moments go by. then: ）

update: it was jaeger but now i need a new bottle, weird???

[oiorpata]

Lucky for you the kitchen keeps a stock

[hallowing]

does that really count as me bribing you though at that point??? i feel like that's the station bribing you.

it's not sentient is it

the station

sudden horrifying thought

[oiorpata]

Viveca used to be part of it. Like an AI.

So I guess it used to be? Don't ask me to explain sci fi shit.

[hallowing]

i suddenly feel like i need to apologize to her for

something.


anyway.

drinks! on me. in the kitchen. at ur convenience mx. mountains.

[oiorpata]

She puts up with a lot of shit, so maybe save it for a worse offense.

Just for that I'll tell you it's Ms.

[hallowing]

u know i was kinda enjoying the 'my gender is anarchy and axes' vibe???

[oiorpata]

That can still be what it always is deep down inside

[hallowing]

（ he laughs. ah, he likes this one already. ）

then i shall take the knowledge in the spirit with which it was given

do u wanna do drinks now or are we ppl'd out

bc like

im a mad extroverty but i Get It

[oiorpata]

Now's fine. I just woke up.

But I reserve the right to walk away if I need another nap.

[hallowing]

valid of u

then i will see u there in like

idk

whenever

im not so hot with time management

if i see a squirrel all bets are off but i will wander in that direction with the aimless intent of a bereft victorian lover yearning for ur sweet embrace after u've gone off to war

[oiorpata]

You're lucky if I know what the fucking day is so with any luck I'll be there by tomorrow

Unless it's a decade long war