text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[reneger]

3/10

not even close to a passing score

[hallowing]

guess that means u better take me out on a hot date so i can correct my erroneous beliefs then huh

[reneger]

you're the one wooing
wouldn't it be your hot date?

[hallowing]

let me take u on a hot date*

[reneger]

i'll allow it

[hallowing]

what a hunk

i'll meet u in the little book nook

i'll have a rose in a copy of fifty shades of gray

not bc i've read it but bc its only use is as a flower vase

[reneger]

wooing points aren't shit thus far

fine, i'll meet you there

[hallowing]

look it's the only book i could find on short notice!!! don't judge me john smith. i didn't shade u abt bein' from fuckin' jersey did i

but i'll see u in like

idk

time's fake

A Time.

[reneger]

time is a social construct

and please
i'd love to see you try and give me shit for being from jersey

[hallowing]

motherfucker have you SEEN what ur ppl do to hotdogs????

[reneger]

you mean the only proper way to eat a hot dog?

[hallowing]

oh, them's fightin' words, son.

[reneger]

yeah?

try me, asshole

[hallowing]

i changed my mind that is VERY scary of you

and like, sexy

but scary

scarousing

[reneger]

scarousing

i'll take it

[hallowing]

sir

permission to use a dick joke SIR

[reneger]

you didn't ask for permission before

[hallowing]

we weren't friends then!!!

[reneger]

'friends' is generous

[hallowing]

i do happen to be a generous soul in point of fact

[reneger]

if you're that generous, i'm sure you'll find a better vase than using fifty shades of grey

[hallowing]

i'll see what i can do

but no promises, johnny boy. no promises.

[reneger]

guess i'll see you when i see you

[hallowing]

（ so.

jason will see him when he sees him.

mostly because cy forgets they even had this conversation like two seconds later. and then remembers half an hour after that. gets sidetracked along the way by something that smells like muffins in the kitchen.

finally, finally winds up where he'd promised he'd be.

the rose has been unceremoniously put in a coffee mug.

because that part, he did remember. ）

[reneger]

( it's fine, because, see? jason wasn't in any rush, and it's not as if he'd actually thought mister immortal god of war from an ancient long-dead civilization would actually show up. he found a good book, got himself settled in, and started reading. he gets a decent amount through the book before he hears someone approaching, and then--tips his head back up and out of the book to look over to him.

raises a brow. )

You put any water in that mug, hot shot?