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important q
if u were a dnd character
what class would u be
if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.
if u were a dnd character
what class would u be
if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.
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shape of water was a masterpiece for THIS REASON
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BUT I WAS THAT FISHMAN.
Practically! I was super HOT, dude, trust me.
I miss being a lean mean swimming machine sometimes.
... The raw meat diet, not so much.
GOD I had the coolest spinous and soft dorsal spine.
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and hey wow i know u aren't dissing the raw meat diet
p sure gwynnie paltrow swears by it or smth these days
u eat it by the dulcet light of a vagina candle
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This place isn't my first brush with them. My planet was being attacked by murderous aliens who cloned giant monsters and sent them through a portal to try and destroy humanity. Luckily we had giant robots to fight them back -- really COOL robots. And of course, really smart scientists who helped improve them and the success rate of their attacks.
(Me, I was one of the really smart scientists.)