text ↪ torontonian

[hallowing]

so we gonna poke the big ol' eyeball w/a stick or what???

also: hal9000 would NEVER smh

so how does this voting shit usually go??

fisticuffs at dawn for the non-compliant or...

Comments

[hallowing]

u mean u don't carry around enriched uranium in ur back pocket???

[fortitudosalutis]

I can build IEDs and handle land mines
Not fucking uranium

[hallowing]

sucks 2 suck i guess

how's ur happy home life been

[fortitudosalutis]

Nobody’s been stabbed yet

[ So, you know. Could be worse. ]

What about yours? Out of morbid curiosity

[hallowing]

my hubby's pretty good at sucking dick so it's been a way to pass the time

[fortitudosalutis]

Glad to see you haven’t changed at all

[hallowing]

why would i? this works for me

[fortitudosalutis]

This isn’t real. It’s a game.

[hallowing]

are u asking me

telling me

trying to say im a figment of ur imagination???

im lost

[fortitudosalutis]

Cut the crazy act. I’ve got no time for this shit. Everyone’s here to do a job.

[hallowing]

maybe my job is chronic irreverence, did u ever think of that

[fortitudosalutis]

No one would ever think that

[hallowing]

clearly i just thought it

[fortitudosalutis]

You’re an idiot. It’s important to me that you know this. I feel like people don’t say it enough

[hallowing]

many villages miss me when im gone it's entirely true.

wanna see my trebuchet

this is, oddly enough, not a euphemism

[fortitudosalutis]

Does it work?

[hallowing]

bruh

[fortitudosalutis]

My faith in you is low.

[ Said the soldier to the god of war, lying. ]

[hallowing]

ur lucky im a pacifist

[fortitudosalutis]

You going to show me or not?

[hallowing]

it's just blueprints rn

if we go that route i'd need a hand building it and gathering materials/etc/whatever

[fortitudosalutis]

I can do that
One of my brothers was a combat engineer

[hallowing]

was he cuter than u

[fortitudosalutis]

[ Oh my God. ]

Irrelevant. Show me the blueprints

[hallowing]

（ so he actually does transfer ... a remarkably coherent and really excellent blueprint??? just like that???

look he IS actually good at his job, okay.

this job.

mostly. ）