text ↪ torontonian

[hallowing]

so we gonna poke the big ol' eyeball w/a stick or what???

also: hal9000 would NEVER smh

so how does this voting shit usually go??

fisticuffs at dawn for the non-compliant or...

Comments

text. un: Aleksander

[cruelyethuman]

Have you found a stick long enough to reach the sun?

[hallowing]

depends on ur definition of stick tbh

Text; un: 苣屋

[dispassioned]

We could catapult Aleksander into it.

text. un: Aleksander

[cruelyethuman]

You want me to go... to the Sun?

not here

[singlelogbridge]

[He really shouldn't laugh, Aleksander is his friend despite how hard he tried not to be friends with the man, but, well. It's pretty funny.]

[hallowing]

whomst

text / un: solnishka

[peasant]

[ a very helpful contribution: ]

lol

[rootlessly]

i know you're joking but you could probably send me, actually

[He hesitates. There's no typing dots when your brain is the phone, but after a long moment:]

i don't really need to breathe, so...

[greenpower]

I'd volunteer a stick.

[hallowing]

is that a pegging reference or

text | un: S.H.

[astudyinviolet]

[ Dear lord is he relieved to see someone else talking about the GIANT EYE in the sky in addition to the sun and moon. Sherlock had no idea if he was seeing things. Seeing more things. ]

If we collect enough mirrors, lenses, and light sources, perhaps we can blind it with an improved version of Archimedes's Ray. It was only pretending to be the sun and was not actually it.

[hallowing]

eyyyyy yo boy ur speakin' ma langue.

im an engineer and im always down to jackass it up with stupid shit so yea let's blind it

( text | un: alucard )

[ananym]

I can fly.

Though I've never gone that far.

[hallowing]

'fly' shit son are u a superhero???

text; un: Tamer

[deadanimemom]

Does anyone know how far away it actually is?

text; un: stone

[reconfiguration]

A fan of the laser cannon approach, personally.

[ and his arm isn't a cannon now smh!! ]

[hallowing]

this 👏🏻 guy 👏🏻 gets it 👏🏻

text; un: shinn.asuka

[lostdestiny]

Poke it, lasers -- screw that! This place is already falling apart! How the hell does any of that crap help the people who're stuck here?

[ Please, people who are suggesting lasers and laser-adjacent solutions, surely he is not the only one who has tried to solve his problems with large lasers and gotten his ass kicked in the process? ]

[hallowing]

o yea no i was just gonna say screw the locals for fun (and profit!) and bail w/o ever helping them or caring abt their plight

they got BOOTSTRAPS ain't they

（ for legal purposes this is sarcasm. because he's a dick. ）

text; UN: Ol' Feng

[windstrewn]

[There's a lot there that she doesn't understand, but weirdly, the one she's most curious about;]

What's smh?

[hallowing]

sex machine hacienda.

un: f.s.

[fortitudosalutis]

The fact that stick in the giant eyeball is an actual suggestion now is

Something

[hallowing]

u got any other bright ideas, dollface?

un: d.johnson

[morethan084]

im sure that would go over well

[...]

i might be able to quake it, but i'd have to be close

[hallowing]

q'wake it up before u go-go?

don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo

un: strange

[rehandle]

Have there been any significant advances on stick in the eyeball?

[ Late to the party on account of the town's present homicidal tendencies ]

[hallowing]

from THIS crew?

un: cal

[hindsights]

i can hold it in place if you would like to poke it with something

[hallowing]

can u elaborate pls bc right now im just envisioning you givin' it a big ol' hug and then possibly also catching on fire and i don't rly think that's our endgame

un: Ambus

[legalcy]

I would suggest offering actually viable options and working out a strategy with others.

[hallowing]

do u know what brunningham's law is mr fahrenheit?*

（ casual, esoteric latin-adjacent jokes at ur service ）

*remains to be seen

audio; un: Sabriel.Abhorsen

[bindsthedead]

Normally we make more progress through peaceful negotiation.

But since it doesn't seem chatty, poking it is probably necessary. But perhaps not with a stick.

[hallowing]

girl u don't know my sticks