Phoenix Wright ♣ 成歩堂龍 (
servesyouwright) wrote in
ximilia2023-12-08 10:49 pm
[Video, un: alwayswright]
[ First, there's Phoenix's face. He's standing in one of the hallways of the station, so it's all pretty plain. He smiles, waves once, and gets straight to the point: ]
I have a very important question for you.
[ And the camera cuts to show a corner of the hallway instead, where an innocent stepladder is standing. ]
What do you call this object?
I have a very important question for you.
[ And the camera cuts to show a corner of the hallway instead, where an innocent stepladder is standing. ]
What do you call this object?

video; y.mikotoba
It's a stepladder, Mr. Wright.
Do... do you call it something else?
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[ He ... does not explain further. ]
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voice; un: romanoff
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(MY DUMB NON-JAPANESE SPEAKING ASS PRAYS THAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE HASN'T MISLEAD ME AS I HIT SEND)
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... Is this some some kind of reference from the future?
[ Is this another "rock band" thing? ]
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[ Is this guy actually from before the time of stepladders? ]
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Text; un: 苣屋
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text; un: naruhodo
video; un: toxicodendron
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I'm-- I'm sorry, a step stool? What part of that is a stool?
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voice; un: naruhodo
...Sorry, but did you just say you've been debating this topic with someone for a decade?
[NOT THAT HE'S JUDGING OR ANYTHING... MUCH...]
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[ Man, he misses her. ]
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Re: not here
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video; un: geraniums
[Listen, if it's Important™, he's gotta answer! This is a very serious answer. But he is also mildly confused? Is this a trick question somehow.]
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2 for stepladder, 2 for ladder, 1 for ... step stool?? This is the worst. ]
Just a ladder?
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What the hell is all of this stupid shit?
[ Yzak logs off of the network. ]
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He's been so hostile ever since the divorce...
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text « un: red
( it's a step ladder. he's just here to make it worse. )
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audio, un: strange
A stepladder is a type of ladder. Either would be accurate.
[ He also does not care. He is absolutely here exclusively to give the pot a stir. ]
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[ COWARD. ]
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Audio, un: M.EdgeworthEsq.
un: Ambus
An official definition.]
stepladder: (noun) a ladder that has broad flat steps and two pairs of legs connected by a hinge at the top and that opens at the bottom to become freestanding.
Source: “Stepladder." Merriam-Webster Dictionary.
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Video.
Oh, that's a Leap Ladder.
You use it to elbow people from a higher jumping position.
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HELP
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Voice, and oh so deadpan.
Wright, we both know that is a ladder.
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[ Wait, really? ]
Edgeworth ... You can't be serious.
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Accidental audio; un: naruhodo
Immediate answer:
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Suddenly, it switches to text.
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[Voice, private]
[switched to private to match]
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text ↪ un: torontonian
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