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yo, okay, so: hear me out
maybe i am going way too west side story with this, but i've really been thinking about it and does anyone think we could make a good show of family loyalty by some kind of stand against an opposing one???
obviously we don't have to REALLY hurt each other or anything, just, kinda, make it look like it. like a flash mob only with less dancing. unless you wanna dance and i guess then i wouldn't stop you i am just not sure how many points you'd get with the big guns with dance moves. unless they're really good dance moves. or the other families seem more into that sort of thing but lionetta is kinda not that vibe just saying wait what was i saying
right. flash mob. that's like, more of an actual mob. only with fake fighting. like wwe. just maybe don't hit anybody with chairs. or maybe you can, just ask first?
y/n/peter that is a seriously terrible idea? i dunno it was just a thought and i guess now that i thought it with my earpiece in all of you have to hear it sorry about that
oh yeah my name is peter, so, uh, hi i guess.
( and with that, Peter either physically took out his ear piece or spontaneously managed to stop thinking. I don't know about you, but I'm really guessing it wasn't the second one. )
maybe i am going way too west side story with this, but i've really been thinking about it and does anyone think we could make a good show of family loyalty by some kind of stand against an opposing one???
obviously we don't have to REALLY hurt each other or anything, just, kinda, make it look like it. like a flash mob only with less dancing. unless you wanna dance and i guess then i wouldn't stop you i am just not sure how many points you'd get with the big guns with dance moves. unless they're really good dance moves. or the other families seem more into that sort of thing but lionetta is kinda not that vibe just saying wait what was i saying
right. flash mob. that's like, more of an actual mob. only with fake fighting. like wwe. just maybe don't hit anybody with chairs. or maybe you can, just ask first?
y/n/peter that is a seriously terrible idea? i dunno it was just a thought and i guess now that i thought it with my earpiece in all of you have to hear it sorry about that
oh yeah my name is peter, so, uh, hi i guess.
( and with that, Peter either physically took out his ear piece or spontaneously managed to stop thinking. I don't know about you, but I'm really guessing it wasn't the second one. )
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Oh this thing is always on?
[ This is why creating a mental link to Quill's brain is a terrible idea. The next time, he's really focusing on what he wants the text to say, as opposed to letting his train of thought run wild. ]
It really writes down everything, uh?
While I like your enthusiasm, Peter, I see a few drawbacks.
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( Peter is glad he is not the only one spitting a stream of consciousness on the network any time he tries to communicate. as stream of consciousness goes, though, a long diatribe about how much you miss and love your friends is more or less really endearing, so it's fine. )
okay i can take constructive criticism. probably. i don't get it much but i am assuming i can. anyway hit me with it
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[ Punctuation, Quill, you can do it. Focus. ]
I think you'd have liked the Guardians too.
And I'll be gentle since it's your first time and all. While your idea is fun, I think that re too many variables that we can't control and will ensure we have a shitshow in our hands in no time.
Others members of our families might get involved, civilians could get hurt in the crossfire, the police could shoot up and try to interfere, and we would have to decide who wins. And no matter who we chose, the real mafia members of the losing family will want to retaliate.
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( and what with mom being sick feels like a slip of the mind that shouldn't really be pressed on. Peter's heard stories like that one, he knows they don't usually end well. it is kinda crazy to imagine Peter Quill the galaxy guardian in the midwest, though. he's gotta ask about that sometime. )
like, i see your point, i do. & no matter what i'm not letting any civilians get hurt
just don't think we have to go that big with it. a small encounter doesn't have to mean blood in the streets, and it could go a long way with climbing ranks within a family
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[ Meredith's death is not something Quill hides but also not something he mentions on the regular, so Peter's right, it was a slip. Maybe once they have time to see each other in person and get the other better, they can talk about their family issues. ]
I know you wouldn't do that, I do. It's other people who worry me.
When I first met my team... [ It's story time, Peter, enjoy. ] ... I was just chilling, doing my thing in the middle of a city, hurting no one...and then one of them tried to rob me and kill me, and the other two wanted to kidnap me. It was only four of us, and we managed to land our asses in jail when the police showed up and arrested us for disturbing the peace. Never underestimate the amount of mayhem a small group can cause.
I don't know how Olexa would react, but Bianca isn't exactly fond of her people getting out of line and will most likely staple our balls to the wall.
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( Peter has many talents, but singing is not one of them. )
do police even exist here, though? i'm not sure how three mob gangs could take over the city if there was an active police force in play here
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[ It won't be if he doesn't practice it, that for sure. ]
They do, but most of the families have infiltrated it, or they pay them to look to the other side. They can only do that to a point. If a fight breaks loose, they still ave to interfere, if only to keep some appearances.
Maybe we need to give this fight-dance flash mob some more thought and reconsider the idea in the future.
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I'm pretty sure the people here will figure out you've got amazing powers if they see you fighting, dude.
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at the very least this makes me wonder what the police force is like around here. maybe the braccia pd can help with the mission somehow. it'd be worth looking into
( and he rolls the feed over to private, too. )
i mean... that's... a decent point
i don't know if i know it's coming maybe it'd be okay??
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See, THAT is one of the things that can truly help. Good thinking. Do you have a lot of experience with police? Because I have a face that almost always looks like I'm scheming something, but you're adorable as a baby seal, so they might trust you more if you try to talk to them.
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Occasionally I can offer those. One of my talents, if the planets align the right way.
No, Peter. :/
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i mean, police don't classically love me, no. ( not even Peter Parker the Normal Guy. Captain Stacy hadn't super loved him even in his civilian get up. still, ) i could try though. i can't decide if the baby seal thing is a compliment
you've had some really good ideas in my presence, dude, you aren't giving yourself enough credit
okay maybe you should punch me to see if i can not react to getting punched
( speaking of good ideas: that isn't one. )
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No? Wow, then I really have no chance. Have you seen a baby seal???? You just want to hug them. That is totally a compliment.
Aw, man, thank you.
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If I punched you I'd break my hand. No thanks, I need it to play Tetris.
[ kid, plz. You're killing him, Peter, you are killing your buddy. ]
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( he's more willing to give on the dancing than the singing, though don't expect him to be good at it. he is never gonna have this kind of moves. or this kind, for that matter. )
sorry man. i don't think you look like you're always scheming. it is pretty obvious when you are scheming tho. and sure i think baby seals are adorable, i'm just not sure that is the vibe i am going for as a 19 year old human male
i am not gonna break your hand. i might throw you over my shoulder but no hand breaking. that's not how my powers work
besides i'm not like i was when i first changed. or i don't think i am. and i really wanna know. you're pretty strong right? so you could help me figure it out
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[ Do you think Quill knew those moves when he was little? No! you learn by practicing. Roll those hips, Peter. ]
That's actually somewhat reassuring and sweet, thank you. Somewhat. It's not the worst vibe to have out there, trust me. So you're 19, uh? I wasn't sure.
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It's funny that you say that as if throwing me around like a rag doll is going to hurt less. How do your power work, exactly? You never explained them to me. Why the spider theme? Can you actually summon spiders, call them to you, so they do your bidding and such? Because if yes, I don't want to see you do that, EVER, in front of me. And what happened when you first changed?
Ugh, fiiiine, I'll punch you in the face. But only because you asked nicely.
[ What is this conversation even. ]
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no problem. 👉👉 not the worst but i'm not sure it's the best either? and yeah, 19. is the other me older than that? younger?
i mean less than having a broken hand for sure. that happened to me once after i stopped a subway car. long story but it did hurt pretty bad. and uh, you uh, didn't hang out much with your peter parker, huh.
( because he cannot spawn a bunch of spiders from his hands, for sure. wait, can the other universe version of him do that???? )
it doesn't have to be the face. you could like, try the ribs or something. but okay, face, that's fine, beggars can't be choosers
( i don't know but it would be better if someone COULD see this because it's already a disaster )
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You can work on it, don't worry, there's plenty of time when you're that age. I'm 38, or 43 if you count the five years I was dead, so it's all downhill for me. [ Someone doesn't take aging well. ] The other you looked like 15 or 16 years old. He also has terrible taste in movies.
Holy shit. That does sound painful. Do I want to know why you stopped a subway car? No, there wasn't really much time to chat about our lives, we were fighting a galaxy-wide war.
[ If there's a multiverse, that means there's an Spider-man out there who does that. Terrifying. ]
Your body, your choice. Just tell me where you want me to punch you. Beggars can absolutely be choosers in this case.
[ The universe clearly doesn't know how to handle two Peters combined. They end doing these things. ]
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because there were people inside and a russian in a giant rhino mech suit charging in the other direction. guess that wasn't really a long story after all
now i feel like i cant chicken out. has to be the face. maybe come from the side and not the front, that's the best chance. probably.
( SOMEONE STOP THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE )
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A russian in a giant rhino mech suit. Your life sounds incredible, I can't believe people do that in your world.
Do you remember how I threw an orange at you while you weren't expecting it, and you still caught it? It doesn't matter from what angle I try to hit you, you'll catch my punch.
[ IT'S TOO LATE INDEED. ]
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( that's the only thing that makes sense. though Peter has never managed to successfully feign coolness, so maybe not. that does not seem like a Peter Parker possibility. )
oh, they do. oscorp finances all sorts of strange flunkies under the table. i am not sure what they get out of it, besides tearing across new york in the mechanized rhino suit
yes, i definitely remember. and it was a dead giveaway so i have to learn to turn the spider-sense off and on. this is for a good cause, okay?
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Uhhhh....weird. Maybe they're just furries who are also into transformers?
[ Quill isn't judging, whatever gets people's rock-offs is their business....okay maybe he is judging a little. Not Peter, but the sort of villains he had to face. ]
Okay...I just don't like the idea of hurting you. Other assholes I'd punch without a second thought, but you're a good kid.
[ Not exactly a kid anymore, but Peter probably gets what Quill's trying to say. ]
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( he's looking forward to some downtime after the mission, as it feels like he got thrown right into things. he'd like to get to know his teammates better. though, word to the wise, PQ, Peter can sit still and watch a movie for about twenty minutes at the longest. )
you're not going to hurt me. even if you do manage to clobber me, i heal fast. i'll be okay.
i just want to have better control, that's all. i don't want to hurt anybody, either.