video | un: batclown69

[slapsticks]

[ The video opens on a woman sitting in a chair with her hands folded in her lap and her ankles crossed. Her skin is bleached white and she wears dark red lipstick with pink eye shadow around one eye and blue eye shadow around the other. Her hair is pulled into an up-do, which of course signals the utmost professionalism, never mind the bun atop her head dyed pink and blue. She wears eyeglasses and a white lab coat over her usual attire of red and black color-blocked crop top and shorts. ]

Hi Ximilia! [ She waves. ] I'm one of your new arrivals. My name is Harley Quinn and I happen to be a psychiatrist. For those who need further explanation, a psychiatrist is a medical professional that specializes in mental health. So if you're feeling like outer space is making you antsy or you're hanging on to some baggage from last mission (I heard it was a doozy) then I'm the doctor for that!

I'm not starting a formal practice or anything, but I'm happy to share my expertise with the crew. First consultation is free and there's no obligation to continue! (Just kidding, we're not doing capitalism in space.)

And a general Q because I'm curious to know: What is mental health treatment like where you're from?

Comments

[swordandshield]

To be honest, lady, I never paid that much attention. But let's also be real... that would take the fun out of meeting you in person and trying to hit on you myself.

[Is he a typical guy? You bet. Would her iteration of Joker's little puppet be fun to fuck? Not really. He'd prefer his name out of her lips, not some psychopath he was definitely nothing like.]

[slapsticks]

Wow, you somehow made it worse. Impressive feat of douchebaggery right there.

[swordandshield]

You're welcome. Don't worry, I have no interest in psychopaths.

[Says the pot to the kettle.]

[slapsticks]

That's a shame because you'd have so much in common with one.

[swordandshield]

You don't even know me!