groupiedrifter: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (HEY SLUTS)
Newt Geiszler | Pacific Rim ([personal profile] groupiedrifter) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2023-07-01 02:47 pm

Video | welcome, hallo, buenos días, ohayō, etc, etc! | UN: Newt

[Newt comes shuffling into view on the screen, holding a cup of coffee in his hand with a bag of what seems to be Sour Patch Kids harrowingly hanging out from beneath the pinky finger of the very same hand. Disheveled but more than happy to provide his services after dragging himself out of bed, he taps his knuckle on the chalkboard beside him — one that used to be Hermann Gottlieb's, may he rest in peace (in a not dead way — may he rest in peace on a beach or something while wholly alive and thriving).]

Noticed an influx of new and kinda-new faces over the last few days or weeks or whatever.

So here's my handy dandy welcome board! Recently updated, to keep with the times.

Read it over and get a feel for how this place goes; I'm gonna finish off this coffee before I take any questions.

[As he takes the world's most obnoxious-sounding sip and burns his tongue, here's the board in question:]



[And then, after a bit of time, he turns the board over to the other side:]



[No worries, current crew, if you can't get one of those introduction papers in person!

Because he's attached them in file format, too.]




[And in case you wanted a text format copy:

Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Favorite subject:
Favorite toy:
Favorite animal:
Favorite candy:
Favorite activity:
Favorite place:
Favorite book:
Favorite TV show:
Favorite movie:
I am good at:
I want to learn:
Least favorite subject:
Place I want to go:
If I could make one wish, it would be:
If I could have one superpower, it would be:
This is what I want my teacher to know about me:

(Have at it — threadjacking is encouraged).]

a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Don't call me a robot.
oiorpata: (29)

[personal profile] oiorpata 2023-07-02 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried being a hot chick?
swordandshield: (176)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Then what are you? An AI in a mechanical body?
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an Android.
swordandshield: (137)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wait- is there a distinction between an android and a robot that I'm unaware of?
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. There is. Doesn't matter, don't call me a robot.
swordandshield: (100)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. You're about as sassy as the ones back where I'm from though, just saying.

You gonna answer those other questions, A2?
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
No.
swordandshield: (174)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I re-ask nicely?
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
No.
swordandshield: (175)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well okay then.

[There's just a long enough pause to think he's given up. Then:]

But how am I to know if you're a reliable form of back-up in a fight if you won't be more specific?
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not back up. I'm the problem solver.
swordandshield: (091)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well can you solve a problem involving a non-human species of organic origin then? For future reference.
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need everything spelled out for you?
swordandshield: (144)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, just the important parts.
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can kill anyone who isn't human.

There. There's the answer you couldn't figure out when I said the only people I can't harm are humans.
swordandshield: (050)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Just checking. Would hate to send you to clean up a problem that you can't fix.

People like me, well, they don't have that pesky little issue to get in the way. So, call me if you need help with something you can't handle, sweetie.
a2brutus: (024)

[personal profile] a2brutus 2023-07-02 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Call me sweetie again and I'll make sure that "Pesky" problem I have isn't a problem anymore.

It's there for your safety. Not mine.
swordandshield: (178)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
You got it, A2.

[Is he smiling behind this text? Yes, yes he is.]
swordandshield: (133)

[personal profile] swordandshield 2023-07-02 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I could try it on the internet like an old creepy dude but that wouldn't really solve my problem in the long run. And it would be creepy. Like, creepier than the original complaint.

Edited (gag tag) 2023-07-02 08:54 (UTC)
ananym: (A face colorless and apathetic)

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[personal profile] ananym 2023-07-02 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are we meant to know what these questions are or is context provided? Otherwise I will assume they are deranged.
dispassioned: (pic#16300064)

[personal profile] dispassioned 2023-07-02 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, it will be worth the wait.

[He's just a perfectionist, don't mind him.]
eyeronically: (10)

text; un: knife

[personal profile] eyeronically 2023-07-02 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
so the orbs look like sunny side up eggs?
eyeronically: (06)

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[personal profile] eyeronically 2023-07-02 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously? you had to paint that for this?

( showoff )
dispassioned: (pic#16249597)

[personal profile] dispassioned 2023-07-02 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Did he make the taser himself?