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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[laviny]

Okay, but just so you know changing your regret is a bad idea.

[You know, for full disclosure.]

I mean…I guess fucking Jun would have been one way to deal with him. We just had his mom scold him, though.

We had dragons on the last mission, too, but I don’t think they were fuckable.

[hallowing]

no one ever wants me to fuck dragons im starting to think god hates me, personally??

（ haha, it's funny because — ）

anyway tell me more abt this jun miss half elf druid. my dick's piqued.

[laviny]

That’s too much information.

But Jun was a guy who thought he was a hero but he made a deal that turned him into a dragon and was actually kind of a villain.

I didn’t talk to him, personally, I only met his mom.

[hallowing]

i do love me a bad boy tbqh.

man that's some hurtful stereotyping draconic stereotyping tho


most of the ones i know are pretty chill

[laviny]

The ones on the last mission were okay.

Or they were until some pirates tried to steal their babies. Then they got mad and started killing people.

I can’t really blame them though.

[hallowing]

o yea no, baby stealing no bueno.

im an AVOWED pacifist but like

u know, there are lines u don't cross

[laviny]

I’m not a pacifist, but…yes, exactly.

[hallowing]

does that mean i can stand behind u in a crisis

all this talk of fighting

im SCARED

[laviny]

If you are a pacifist, I don’t think you would approve of my methods.

[hallowing]

oh idc what anyone else gets up to.

personal pacifism only.

im also a raging hypocrite so u kno ymmv.

[laviny]

Okay. I guess you can stand behind me while I kill things, then.

[hallowing]

how tall are u

[laviny]

5’4

[hallowing]

u will need to carry a stepstool then

[laviny]

Or you could duck and cover.

[hallowing]

IM TOO TALL

SMTH WILL PEEK OUT

im lanky as a motherfucker its a hard knock life!!

have mercy on me

[laviny]

What makes you think I’m merciful, though?

[hallowing]

u said i could stand behind u

that's merciful enough for me!

[laviny]

Well, if that is enough then I shouldn’t need a stool.

[hallowing]

but then my options are either being on my knees or getting shot in the face and i don't like EITHER option

im a card carrying cowardly lion with no yellow brick road to see me thither

[laviny]

That sounds like a personal problem to me.

What’s your problem with being on your knees? Is this a toxic masculinity thing or do you have joint problems?

[hallowing]

oh 100 percent toxic masculinity

my joints are as supple and sleek as a newborn baby lamb that's been yeeted down a greased hallway

[laviny]

Oh, well, in that case I don’t care.

Sorry.

[But like not actually sorry.]

[hallowing]

i take back my merciful comment!!

u clearly just don't understand how hard it is to be a MAN.

i feel like i need to specify this is sarcasm so i don't get kneecapped tho ftr

[laviny]

It’s all right. I understand sarcasm.

Besides, kneecapping isn’t the way to handle toxic masculinity, anyway.