text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[constructually]

[Softly, but with feeling: ew.]

It will be a bad decision if you address me as "babe" again.

[ :)

This is a threat.]

That does not sound as fun as being a barbarian.

[Cyram your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.]

[hallowing]

quickest way to my heart's with a fifty cal. 😘

and i guess that depends on ur idea of fun!!


i don't think anybody wants a pacifist barbarian tho

cw descriptions of violence

[constructually]

Unnecessary. It isn't difficult to go through the stomach and reach up into someone's ribcage.

[This actually would count as flirting if Murderbot ever wanted to flirt.]

Sex is not my idea of fun.

A pacifist barbarian would be pointless. The purpose of the game is to kill enemies.

[hallowing]

i bet u say that to all the boys.

（ like, he's not a masochist, but also... okay, that's still hot. ）

yea but i don't jive with murder!! even fictional murder!! i just wanna smell flowers and pet bunnies u feel me?

who cares abt the objective i wanna walk to the beat of my own drum*


* this is a bard joke

[constructually]

[There's a small delay in response time as Murderbot frowns at the message.]

Query: You don't 'jive' with murder but respond positively to discussions of violence. Can you explain the contradiction?

[Humans are so weird and it's just trying to understand.]

[hallowing]

one was a (theoretical) threat against me (acceptable)

one was a threat against others (not acceptable)

[constructually]

Thank you for the clarification.

[Murderbot considers its next response, before deciding to be a shit.]

You're a masochist.

[There's the equivalent of an emoji attached to the message that signifies this is a joke.]

[hallowing]

are u kidding??? i couldn't handle masochism i'd cry 😭😭😭