text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

yea, it sucks actually.

but like

idt it's comparative levels of suck to the fucking 1400s.

i'd say 'no plague' but lmao.

[ananym]

No, it's unlikely to be as bad.

[hallowing]

yea i wasn't on earth for that but i've read like

idk

a book.

(singular)

[ananym]

You should read more books.

[hallowing]

excuse u, there EXHAUSTING

[ananym]

Perhaps.

But you are fortunate enough to have them. To be able to read them.

[hallowing]

yea that's true enough.

literacy rates are the highest they've ever been u know

[ananym]

That's good.

I'm sure the ignorant masses are still at large, but it helps.

[hallowing]

yea.

well, u know people.

[ananym]

I do know people.

[hallowing]

so what's ur name

or do i just keep calling u dhampir bae in my head

[ananym]

It's Alucard.

[hallowing]

it's

what now?

[ananym]

Alucard.

[hallowing]

no, i

got that

dracula backwards tho???

[ananym]

It is deliberate.

Dracula was my father.

[hallowing]

shit so ur like a REAL celebrity type

[ananym]

No. Really?

[hallowing]

yep

i don't make the rules that's just how it be!!

[ananym]

I never would have guessed.

[hallowing]

i choose to accept this as humility instead of a lack of imagination

[ananym]

I suppose someone has to see it that way.

[hallowing]

im being generous.


so that means ur a noble right?

being the sun of dracula.

（ yes he is just that bad with homophones, go with it. ）

[ananym]

I don't heavily consort with human or vampiric nobility.

[hallowing]

good

i assume they are all unilaterally cockwaffles in ur time