text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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text | un: prince arctic

[evicerated]

I have no idea what "d n d" is, but I WOULD love to know why my ear piece keeps getting blown up with these INANE questions

[hallowing]

because we all hate u, personally

[evicerated]

You know, that honestly wouldn't even surprise me.

[hallowing]

it's bc ur royalty

ur welcome

i have cracked the case!!!

[evicerated]

Tch.

[Yes, he really just brain-typed that.]

Also not surprising! I've noticed you humans seem to have nothing but disdain for royal hierarchy. I don't know how you all even manage to function as a society.

[hallowing]

who said im human 🤪🤪🤪

[evicerated]

[What the HELL are those ghastly little faces? He hates them immediately.]

Oh? If you're not human, then what ARE you?

[hallowing]

well i tried to convince some guy earlier i'm twelve raccoons in a human suit but he wasn't buying it

what would u buy??

[evicerated]

Considering you are behaving like a thoroughly ridiculous person, I'm not sure I'd buy ANY answer you gave me. Barring 'not an IceWing', which is more than obvious enough.

[hallowing]

idk what an icewing is?? so okay probably not that.

（ also thanks for giving him literally the perfect alley-oop to tell the truth and have it be completely disbelieved, so he continues glibly: ）

im an immortal god of war from an ancient long-dead culture on a broken world.

it's very sad.

much tragic.

🥺🥺🥺

[evicerated]

I'M an IceWing. And don't you send those pathetic eyed little pictograms at me. Are those supposed to make me sympathetic to your ridiculously false story or something?

[hallowing]

real talk

does that mean

does that

are your

you know

(WINGS)

made of ice

and yeah i mean come on, sympathy would be nice.

[evicerated]

[Is there even any point in him saying 'don't be ridiculous' again? They've reached a stage where it can probably be safely assumed that it's implied in every single one of Arctic's messages.]

What good would LITERAL WINGS OF ICE be for flying? We're called IceWings because we hail from the Ice Kingdom, it's that simple.