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[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[magija]

How very smooth of you. Is that what this entire thing is for?

1/2

[hallowing]

red, i would NEVER.

[hallowing]

i mean, but if anything comes of it im not gonna say NO, ja feel?

[magija]

[ and he's already attached to the nickname, apparently. ]

Fair enough. Though I don't think I'll be what you're looking for.

[ just an all-powerful mourning widow who's a bit fucked up in the head. ]

But if it helps with assigning a class, I'm an Aquarius. I love chicken paprikash. And I mostly like dogs.

[hallowing]

excuse u don't self-select out of my broad and far-ranging interest. i've got crazy taste, u never know. there's hope for u!!

def getting a ranger vibe but maybe w/a multiclass of some sort.

but for the time being im calling u aragorn 🤩🤩🤩

[magija]

What makes you so certain you'd be my taste?

[ the road goes both ways. ]

Like a park ranger?

[hallowing]

im inoffensive. like... idk, apple juice. everybody can vibe w/apple juice if they're in the right mood u know??

and no! like fucking ARAGORN son of ARATHORN, ranger and KING OF GONDOR. smh don't be a heathen.

not like parks mcgee that gets mad at u for taking a selfie w/smokey the bear

[magija]

Can't people be allergic to apples?

And I don't know anyone with those names. Are they supposed to be famous?

[ she was raised on bootleg sitcoms, not the fellowship, sadly. ]

But I've heard of Smokey the Bear. I don't mind being in his class.

[hallowing]

u wanna test ur luck??

also u have clearly not seen lord of the rings and we gotta fix that asap. cinematic masterpiece tbqh.

trust me, aragorn > smokey the bear any day

[magija]

Not feeling particularly hungry.

But you sound sure enough about Aragorn, so watching that probably wouldn't hurt.

I was pretty limited on the things that I watched growing up. I had a DVD player and discs for nearly every sitcom you could name. Anything else seemed pretty out of reach.

[hallowing]

noted, red. im cool w/being apple juice on the shelf 😜

o yea?

what was ur fave

[magija]

You're very optimistic, all things considered.

The Dick Van Dyke Show. I like a lot of the classic humor.

[hallowing]

what can i say, hope springs eternal

hey, that's a good one. he's one helluva dancer and tbh handsome af. still would tbqh.

[magija]

With any luck, it'll be contagious.

First man to ever win my heart. Great dancer, perfect for laughs.

What things do you watch? Besides Lord of the Rings.

[hallowing]

（ it's funny, television is just such a western pasttime, but he isn't really much for it. he can't think of the last time he sat down on a couch and kicked his feet up and watched anything that wasn't put on by company. when he's alone, he drinks and studies the dust on the ceiling and the trash he leaves around because he can't be assed to take his twelve day old takeout to the bin. so it takes him a moment to scour through his shitty patchwork memory to grab something that's recentish and relevantish — ）

the office was a good time.

but i actually like live theatre more

don't tell anyone it'll ruin my rep as an unmitigated hooligan

[magija]

I watched through that more recently. It's fun, though I can't say I relate much to any kind of office work environment.

[ it'd been during her catch-up of the more modern comedies, while she'd been cooped up at the compound. for all that they'd tried to trap her there, there hadn't been much else to do but take refuge in her biggest comfort. ]

I won't tell a soul. Your hooligan status lives on.

Plays or musicals?

[hallowing]

i can say from experience: offices BAD.

and man, both. there's just something about it. they're different every time, and there's more... idk. soul? i guess. i dont wanna know how good ur editing is or that ur overworked underpaid SFX team worked their ass off to put smth on my screen

i just want ppl doing smth they love and bringing it to others becuz of that love, u feel me?

[magija]

I know what you mean, but I don't think what's on a screen is entirely without soul either.

I didn't exactly have many chances to go see a play where I grew up. War mostly kept people off the streets and a lot of entertainment was limited. But those shows gave me a different world to live in for a while. The families in it, the laughter, the love. It saved me.

[hallowing]

yea. different types of soul. the one on the stage just resonates w/me more.

sorry to hear abt the war. that's rough to grow up in.

where was home 4 u? i lived in toronto in canada.

[magija]

Different types of soul. I think that's beautiful.

I was born and raised in Sokovia until a few years ago. It's a very small country in Eastern Europe. I eventually moved to New York. The northern part, not the city. But then I started to travel for a while. [ life on the run. ] Never had the chance to go to Canada though.

[hallowing]

（ he's never heard of sokovia, but that... doesn't mean all that much. he's not exactly a geographer, and he hasn't spent much time in that area anyhow. ）

canada's a beautiful place. if u get the chance i say go for it. if u like naturey shit i have some recs.

if u like city shit then toronto and vancouver are p. good places to go.

[magija]

I've had more free time lately. Maybe I'll visit.

[ though she's mostly been wanting and needing to keep a low profile, considering just about everyone considers her to be a danger. cottage life in the middle of nowhere isn't too bad, though. ]

I think I'd go for the "naturey shit". I like the quiet.

[hallowing]

in that case, go as far north as ur cold tolerance allows.

lotta wild country yet.

[magija]

Sokovia could get very frigid. I think I could handle it.

And what kind of lifestyle do you prefer? The city life, I bet.

[hallowing]

i do seem the sort, don't i???

（ he goes where the people are. but, truthfully, he loves the wilderness too. different kinds of soul. the heart wants what the heart wants, and sometimes it craves loneliness in a way that's bone deep. ）

do love that hustle tho. u aint wrong, red.