text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[hallowing]

do u delight in excoriation ma'am?

[choicely]

I don’t make a habit of it.

But it can be entertaining when the opportunity presents itself.

And things get so quiet around here in between missions.

[hallowing]

well if i can assuage milady's boredom sign me up for whipping boy

[choicely]

That’s one way to make an impression.

[hallowing]

wat can i say im an impressionable guy

[choicely]

You never said what class you would be.

[hallowing]

u wanna take a guess

[choicely]

I'm nearly tempted to say bard, if only because you remind me of a particular one.

[hallowing]

got it in one

[choicely]

Even if you can’t carry a tune?

[hallowing]

i can carry one just fine!!

if it's liquified

in a bucket

[choicely]

So no, in other words.

[hallowing]

alas.


i can play any instrument you put in front of me though. that's gotta count for something.

[choicely]

Depends on the instrument.

[hallowing]

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SKIN FLUTE.

[choicely]

Well, that's hardly where my mind went.

[hallowing]

damn im not doing my job then

[choicely]

Because I'm supposed to be thinking about your cock?

[hallowing]

that sounds ungentlemanly

[choicely]

I prefer it over "skin flute."

[hallowing]

okay let's backtrack

what's ur fave instrument

[choicely]

I've never really thought about it.

[hallowing]

im gonna take a guess

and say harp

badass, sophisticated, elegant, easy to learn but hard to master

[choicely]

Are we even talking about musical instruments anymore?

[hallowing]

oh i know when i'm beat

i would never think to ingratiate myself with a beautiful woman by implying such fey things of her