text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[oiorpata]

Now that's a really high honor.

[hallowing]

u gotta make a speech now that's the rule

[oiorpata]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

[hallowing]

are u gonna put caesar in the ground tho

[oiorpata]

Not with that speech

I want no part in creating that power vacuum.

[hallowing]

et tu, brute?

[oiorpata]

[ ok but without even thinking she just replies in ancient latin. ]

See you at Philippi asshole

[ that's how it goes right. ]

[hallowing]

u have abutted the entirety of my knowledge of the classics im afraid

[oiorpata]

It's where Brutus fucking dies.

[hallowing]

（ he laughs. ）

look, that was a little before my time on earth im afraid.

[oiorpata]

How much is a little?

[hallowing]

don't ask me to do MATH, andy

i thought we had smth

a real connection

don't ruin it

im an engineer i do math for my job i don't wanna do it on my magical regret altering space station too!!

[oiorpata]

They have calculators for that now

[hallowing]

yea but i still gotta remember what year brutus fucking died!!

[oiorpata]

Yeah I don't fucking know that either so you're shit out of luck

[hallowing]

i mean if u wanna know a/s/l all u gotta do is ask sweetheart

[oiorpata]

Lets get away from the sweetheart then we'll talk

[hallowing]

what do literally all of u have against the word sweetheart

did it mug u in an alley???

[oiorpata]

It killed my mother. Pushed her off a fire escape.

[hallowing]

well fuck me, duly noted

the word sweetheart is officially off the table then.

can i call u pal

that seems like a fun gender neutral non denominational referential term

[oiorpata]

Andy's already short for something, but if you're dead set on pal, follow your heart

I didn't get your name yet though

[hallowing]

i bet it's short for andes mountains. bc u might actually have to be a mountain to use an axe that big???

im cy. which is also short for smth.

[oiorpata]

That's a fun guess. I'm stealing that. I love the Andes.

Sometimes you just want a shorter name.

[hallowing]

see? u get it.

did we just become best friends???

[oiorpata]

I feel like you should at least bribe me with a drink if we're evolving that fast