text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

Comments

[greenpower]

Yeah, if you're Batman I'm fucking Darkseid.

Besides, aren't you from Canada?

[hallowing]

batman could be from canada u never know

[greenpower]

Of course I know.

Batman, famously from Gotham.

Canada has literally 0 A-list heroes. You have like... Johnny Canuck and Lumberjack. New Jersey has more A-list heroes than your entire country.

[hallowing]

do u always go this hard or am i special

are u trying to break my spirit

is that what's going on here

[greenpower]

Not my fault you're this wrong.

[hallowing]

give canada a chance, su

[greenpower]

I gave you credit for the healthcare. What more do you want?

[hallowing]

our money smells like maple syrup

we should get credit for that too

[greenpower]

Because what everyone wants to think of when they think of money is all the things that can make it sticky.

[hallowing]

nah that's only after u jizz on it

[greenpower]

Next you're gonna tell me that's maple scented too.

[hallowing]

fuck i wish


i live on a concentrated diet of tim hortons, taco bell and beer, it both smells and tastes ATROCIOUS

[greenpower]

Yeah, that sounds like a you problem.

You might consider eating a vegetable from time to time. No Taco Bell in the kitchen.

[hallowing]

what's a vegetable

is it like a portmanteau for vegetative table

[greenpower]

It's the kind of food that doesn't raise your blood pressure or make your arteries turn into sewers when you eat it.

[hallowing]

o there's ur problem

i don't have any arteries

[greenpower]

So what?

You're like a robot that runs on burritos?

[hallowing]

i am exactly like a robot that runs on burritos

[greenpower]

Do you practice being this annoying, or is it a natural talent?

[hallowing]

u think im annoying??? 🥺🥺🥺

[greenpower]

I mean

Don't you?

[hallowing]

NO!

why would i think that

i'm a pure beautiful angel i just want friends 🥺🥺🥺

[greenpower]

Laying it on a little thick there, aren't you?

[hallowing]

i would never!!

see above statement: pure beautiful angel, etc etc

[greenpower]

Pure angel. Which is why you're here.