text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

was it not obvious by my charismatic horniness????


god

i really need to up my game

[minuteofangle]

Now that just shows a lack of imagination there my guy

Any class can be desperately horny if you work it hard enough

[hallowing]

yea but im like

actively looking for the stereotypes rn

[minuteofangle]

What's the fun in that?

[hallowing]

i wanna know which do-gooder i can hide behind in a crisis

duh

[minuteofangle]

Whoever's tallest

[hallowing]

knowing my luck that's probably fucking ME

[minuteofangle]

Tough to be you, big man.
But good for me.

[ He's short as fuck. ]

[hallowing]

if u try to hide behind me im gonna yeet u like a shotput directly at whatever's trying to eat my face

u have been forewarned

[minuteofangle]

Gosh it's like you don't want people to follow your lead
That's no fun at all

[hallowing]

hahahahahahaha

hahahaha

hahaha

MY LEAD?????



LMAOOOOOOOOOO son i haven't had a lead since i was a toddler on a leash

[minuteofangle]

No? You should try it
You're missing out

[ Words for the sake of words. A little bit of sport as he figures these people out. It doesn't mean much. ]

[hallowing]

no thank u

the only time i want a single ounce of responsibility or leadership is when i'm doing dom shit.


the rest of the time i want easy breezy beautiful: covergirl lifestyle man

[minuteofangle]

Being a meatshield's too exciting for that covergirl lifestyle dom shit?

[hallowing]

yes

100 percent

absolutely

[minuteofangle]

You're no fun at all. Though tell me more about this covergirl lifestyle kick. I'm always open to changing my mind

[hallowing]

two words: palm fronds

[minuteofangle]

Elaborate, oh mysterious stranger

[hallowing]

u get ppl to stand there and wave them at u

DIVINE

[minuteofangle]

You and I have very different energy levels.
Personally I don't get the lounging around thing
Unless there's alcohol
then we're cooking with fire

[hallowing]

well u can be palm frond guy/girl then

[minuteofangle]

And what do I get out of this deal?

[hallowing]

u cannot.

the pact has been sealed.


muaha ha ha

[minuteofangle]

Kinky

[hallowing]

yep 😌