text ↪ un: torontonian

[hallowing]

important q


if u were a dnd character


what class would u be



if u dont know wat dnd is (wow sorry for ur life) a class will be assigned for u randomly. no i dont make the rules.

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[hallowing]

okay mr smith


idr what we were talking about


poutine?

[reneger]

you were planning to woo me

[hallowing]

o right

well, point to that: my last name's salveo which is undeniably more awesome than smith

so if u wanna upgrade js js

[reneger]

a proposal already?
damn you work fast

[hallowing]

i was on the 34th season of 'the bachelor' i know the stakes!!!

[reneger]

what if i'm not your type?

[hallowing]

we've talked for like ten minutes i have solidly deduced your character and hereby dubbed u as being my type.

but lemme take a crack at this

i would say

middle child

authority problems

likes attention but got the negative sort for so long that u call it good e-fucking-nuff. i bet u were a spitballs at teacher kid.

u like spicy food but u'll try anything once. l'il bit of walkin' on the wildside.

long walks on the beach. thunderstorms.

romance, but u get all ewww about it

that goes double if ppl are paying attention. i bet u wouldn't even hold hands w/me in public!!

u probably cried during that scene in armageddon but that's okay man, we all did.

and ur probably a ... scorpio?


also my wild deductive skills are going to scare u so bad i bet ur going to run away and never talk to me again and our romance will be fated to burn out before u even gave it a chance 😔😔😔

[reneger]

3/10

not even close to a passing score

[hallowing]

guess that means u better take me out on a hot date so i can correct my erroneous beliefs then huh

[reneger]

you're the one wooing
wouldn't it be your hot date?

[hallowing]

let me take u on a hot date*

[reneger]

i'll allow it

[hallowing]

what a hunk

i'll meet u in the little book nook

i'll have a rose in a copy of fifty shades of gray

not bc i've read it but bc its only use is as a flower vase

[reneger]

wooing points aren't shit thus far

fine, i'll meet you there

[hallowing]

look it's the only book i could find on short notice!!! don't judge me john smith. i didn't shade u abt bein' from fuckin' jersey did i

but i'll see u in like

idk

time's fake

A Time.

[reneger]

time is a social construct

and please
i'd love to see you try and give me shit for being from jersey

[hallowing]

motherfucker have you SEEN what ur ppl do to hotdogs????

[reneger]

you mean the only proper way to eat a hot dog?

[hallowing]

oh, them's fightin' words, son.

[reneger]

yeah?

try me, asshole

[hallowing]

i changed my mind that is VERY scary of you

and like, sexy

but scary

scarousing

[reneger]

scarousing

i'll take it

[hallowing]

sir

permission to use a dick joke SIR

[reneger]

you didn't ask for permission before

[hallowing]

we weren't friends then!!!