Video | UN: T-800

[chilloutdickwad]

[It's Curious Robot o' Clock.

And as he has tended to do lately, he has a lot of questions with regards to humanity (or just - general sentience as an organic being with free will).]

I will need a name. Please advise.

It is part of the orb's request, that my 'personal goal' requires I allow someone else to name me.

What is the importance of a name, to a human? I've used a name someone from my universe called me, to help conceal my identity; it did not feel like it belonged to me, but it served its purpose temporarily. Instead, I have a serial number associated with me. Something equivalent to an I.P. address to monitor me as an individual within Skynet...

What does it mean to you? Your 'name'?

Do you care for it?

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[chilloutdickwad]

The 'vibes'.

[Is it possible to amplify your usual deadpan? He may have accomplished it.]

... I am able to hit any space on a dart board intentionally.

A random generation would be more appropriate.

[oiorpata]

[ she's going to start actively seeking this reaction from the robot man. ]

Yeah, that would put a dart in the plan itself too. [ haha. ]

Maybe a name just feels right. That's what I mean by vibes. I've been going by Andy for a while because I like it as a shortened nickname, one that blends in, and I don't have a surname so I just borrow one when I need it.

[chilloutdickwad]

I understand.

What name do you think suits my organic exterior?

[That's. A way to put it. You know what he means.]

[oiorpata]

You could be a regular Herakles with those arms.

[chilloutdickwad]

Hercules, known in Greek mythology as Heracles or Herakles.

He is one of the best-known heroes in ancient mythology.

You believe I share commonalities with him? Or only large biceps?

[He does have very nice biceps. Totally unnecessary biceps that had been blueprinted before Judgement Day by a very sexually confused engineer, probably. (That's a joke, but it also may very well not be.)]

[oiorpata]

Admittedly the large biceps were my first thought.

Unless you've ever cleaned out a shitton of shit from horse stables.