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( peтer parĸer ) ᴛʜᴇ AMAZING sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ ([personal profile] webdesigned) wrote in [community profile] ximilia2021-11-02 12:47 pm

TEXT. @PARKOUR

hey, so, full disclosure: this is super weird for me. i've never done this before. like, classically when i tell people bad stuff happens so i sorta don't tell anyone, but uh, here goes:

so i've got... superpowers. it feels like?? that's not that big a deal around here. some people are like 9 ft tall and can do magic (???) and have full robotic wings so it's just nbd but also for me it kinda is a big deal so it's a little scary to be upfront about this but i super duper did just liveblog my spider wall-crawling to the entire team during the last mission pandora's box is way open so yeah i have superpowers


( and apparently he's no better at trying to send brain messages, RIP friendos, his brain is just Like This )

but anyway, uh... since there are a lot of us, maybe if you wanna, we can... share??? nothing more than you are comfortable with, obviously, and trust me if you wanna hang back and stay quiet i get it. back home, i can't share this stuff. it gets people hurt. i was just thinking here, maybe... and since there's a ton of you like me or not even like me but different too, i don't know. maybe it'd be good for us to know who can do what? what we're all capable of? things we should look out for?

i guess i should go first. i, uh... can crawl on walls. everybody saw that (SIDEBAR that is my bad for that shaky camera work if i gave you motion sickness i am so so so sorry). i'm pretty strong too. and maybe be careful trying to touch me or throw things at me bc my senses make me react if it seems like a threat and i'm not super good at turning it off. i'm trying though. i have webslingers too, for flyin around?? so that's cool

uh... that's it? ama? i'll try and answer... or you can tell me anything, if you wanna talk shop. if you wanna keep things dl, private works. trust that i get it, this feels so viscerally uncomfortable, like those went to school in ur underwear dreams, only i really did it, holy snickerdoodle, i really hope this does not blow up in my face
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-03 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
people tell me that all the time. glad to see it's been noticed so quickly.

( love you, meant it, peter. )

uh huh.
what happened last mission, then?
for a noob, like me.
what kinds of fabulous things did you save people from?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-05 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you, kind of you to notice.

( he knows that was sarcasm, peter, but he's going with it. )

stuck to the ceiling?
that happen to you a lot?
is it kind of like popping off early in the middle of a good lay?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-07 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
all right
i'll bite
how'd you do that?
don't these things gotta on switch you gotta hit?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you sound like you're a hoot at parties, ain't you?
just freaking out in corners
while people have fun around you
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-18 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't use this sticking to shit as a party trick?
a way to get attention?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-23 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
we have 'em back home
don't like 'em.
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-25 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't need my approval, junior
and it's a good thing
cuz you ain't got it

you can say you don't wanna go that way
but everyone says that shit.
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-11-25 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
how long you been like this?
a superhero thing?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-12-06 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
what made you come back, then?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-12-06 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
and you decided that it was your responsibility to stop it at all?
that's how you'll get killed
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-12-12 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
that's a lot to take on
what happens if you die?
who's going to do it after you're gone?
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[personal profile] cheapbastard 2021-12-13 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
well
at least you don't sound like some supes i know.

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