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ximilia2021-11-02 12:47 pm
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hey, so, full disclosure: this is super weird for me. i've never done this before. like, classically when i tell people bad stuff happens so i sorta don't tell anyone, but uh, here goes:
so i've got... superpowers. it feels like?? that's not that big a deal around here. some people are like 9 ft tall and can do magic (???) and have full robotic wings so it's just nbd but also for me it kinda is a big deal so it's a little scary to be upfront about this but i super duper did just liveblog my spider wall-crawling to the entire team during the last mission pandora's box is way open so yeah i have superpowers
( and apparently he's no better at trying to send brain messages, RIP friendos, his brain is just Like This )
but anyway, uh... since there are a lot of us, maybe if you wanna, we can... share??? nothing more than you are comfortable with, obviously, and trust me if you wanna hang back and stay quiet i get it. back home, i can't share this stuff. it gets people hurt. i was just thinking here, maybe... and since there's a ton of you like me or not even like me but different too, i don't know. maybe it'd be good for us to know who can do what? what we're all capable of? things we should look out for?
i guess i should go first. i, uh... can crawl on walls. everybody saw that (SIDEBAR that is my bad for that shaky camera work if i gave you motion sickness i am so so so sorry). i'm pretty strong too. and maybe be careful trying to touch me or throw things at me bc my senses make me react if it seems like a threat and i'm not super good at turning it off. i'm trying though. i have webslingers too, for flyin around?? so that's cool
uh... that's it? ama? i'll try and answer... or you can tell me anything, if you wanna talk shop. if you wanna keep things dl, private works. trust that i get it, this feels so viscerally uncomfortable, like those went to school in ur underwear dreams, only i really did it, holy snickerdoodle, i really hope this does not blow up in my face
so i've got... superpowers. it feels like?? that's not that big a deal around here. some people are like 9 ft tall and can do magic (???) and have full robotic wings so it's just nbd but also for me it kinda is a big deal so it's a little scary to be upfront about this but i super duper did just liveblog my spider wall-crawling to the entire team during the last mission pandora's box is way open so yeah i have superpowers
( and apparently he's no better at trying to send brain messages, RIP friendos, his brain is just Like This )
but anyway, uh... since there are a lot of us, maybe if you wanna, we can... share??? nothing more than you are comfortable with, obviously, and trust me if you wanna hang back and stay quiet i get it. back home, i can't share this stuff. it gets people hurt. i was just thinking here, maybe... and since there's a ton of you like me or not even like me but different too, i don't know. maybe it'd be good for us to know who can do what? what we're all capable of? things we should look out for?
i guess i should go first. i, uh... can crawl on walls. everybody saw that (SIDEBAR that is my bad for that shaky camera work if i gave you motion sickness i am so so so sorry). i'm pretty strong too. and maybe be careful trying to touch me or throw things at me bc my senses make me react if it seems like a threat and i'm not super good at turning it off. i'm trying though. i have webslingers too, for flyin around?? so that's cool
uh... that's it? ama? i'll try and answer... or you can tell me anything, if you wanna talk shop. if you wanna keep things dl, private works. trust that i get it, this feels so viscerally uncomfortable, like those went to school in ur underwear dreams, only i really did it, holy snickerdoodle, i really hope this does not blow up in my face
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a bunch of superidiots, huh? i know i shouldn't say this bc of the idiots part, but i'm kinda jealous. it's just like... me. and then this dude that wanted to turn all of nyc into lizards, so we uh, sorta didn't see eye to eye on superpowers suffice to say
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Uh you should NOT team up with the lizard guy. That is bad news and kind of reminds me of a tres evil guy we had to fight, but instead of making a whole city into lizards, he just messed with my gay supermom's dna or something? Then he tried to destroy the Earth so he could rebuild it in his image.
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why is it always in their image?? why??? your image is a LIZARD, why would people want to be in that image
was your tres evil guy at least good looking or would it have been real weird to have everyone in his image
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( why is it so hard for super people to date??? rip, he at least relates to that one. )
not lizardy is what i meant for sure. speaking from personal experience because my mentor did try to turn new york into lizards once
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[ She's not fine at all. ]
And oh my god! Bad mentor alert. People shouldn't be turned into lizards unless they want to be lizards. And maybe keep that want to yourself if it's like a furry thing. Scaley? What do you call a lizard furry?
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it's not and i know it's not but there's not anything else to say or do so i just had to say the dumb thing that everyone says because there's nothing else to say and you gotta say something.
( he knows it's a cliche, but he also knows not saying anything is somehow worse. )
i think it is scalies. god i hate that i know that. but yeah he was an ok mentor before he wanted to turn all of new york into lizards. turning himself into a lizard kinda got to his head, i guess